Corpse
you're pretty.
oh
ahaha...
thanks
wow
what
you're so pretty
huh?
are you
how are you-
i'm rewatching the stream
nooo
that's so embarrassing
i'm going to delete it stop
haha
you were messing with me
weren't you?
was i?
stopppppp doing that
No
wtf
you can't just reply with No
yes i can
and i just did
Mei groaned at her screen before clicking over to her vods and deleting her most recent.
you actually deleted it.
WHST
SO YOU WERE REWATCHING JT
I DID SAY THAT
WHY ARE YOU YELLING AT ME
YOU STARTED YELLING AT ME FIRST
WAIT THIS ISNT EVEN YELLING
YES IT FUCKING IS
NO ITS NOT DIPSHIT
ITS ON MESSAGES
YOU CANT YELL THROUGH THE SCREEN
Corpse is calling...
"What the fuck do you want?" spoke Mei as she picked up.
"You're pretty." spoke Corpse before chuckling at her silence.
Mei hated that he was messing with her. She felt herself blushing at the sound of his voice calling her pretty. Even though she knew he was just saying it to make fun of her.
"Silent, huh?" hummed Corpse
"Yeah. Silent Hill."
"Was that a reference?"
"No it was a restaurant."
"Ha... ha." fake laughed Corpse
"You remind me of someone." started Mei, holding back her laughter.
"And who would that be?" asked Corpse, interested.
"Do you know... the boss baby?"
"Stop fucking talking about the boss baby, Mei. I swear to god."
"Scold me more."
YOU ARE READING
CLEMENCY, CORPSE HUSBAND
FanfictionMei, a 20 year old streamer that goes by the tag Bride decides to message her number neighbor. (to clarify i wrote this book as a joke, it's cringe as hell on purpose...)
