C TO THE J
YO
hello
what's up mannnn
what's going onnn
what
shut up
hmmm
sorry
i'm bored
let's talk
idk
i'm kind of busy
oh please !!!
busy with what exactly??
that's a secret
ughhh
but i can make time for you
Wow, my hero!
I almost died of boredom
thanks for reviving me !
you're welcome
freak
did you just call me a freak.
i had to after all those times
i might shed a tear
i'm raising you right.
weird fuck
hold up
put the horse in the stable
then let it out
what the fuck does that even mean
it means boffa
boffa?
BOFFA DEEZ NUTS
STOP
FUCK YOU
I HATE YOU
sorry
anyways
what were you doing before i texted you?
weird question
how??
that's not weird
you phrased it weirdly
wow
okay ffuck you
and i was just on twitter
eww the bird app
yeah
what were you doing?
i was reading about the differences between snow bunnies and slaw bunnies.
what
slaw bunnies?
what are slaw bunnies?
SLOB ON DEEZ NUTS
...
HOW DID YOU FALL FOR IT AGAIN
yoou suck
suck deez nuts
STOP
YOU ARE READING
CLEMENCY, CORPSE HUSBAND
FanfictionMei, a 20 year old streamer that goes by the tag Bride decides to message her number neighbor. (to clarify i wrote this book as a joke, it's cringe as hell on purpose...)
