Inner demons (aphmau my inner demons x genderneutral!reader)

3 - Human-y

3 hours have passed, and Ava is still screaming.

"Why is this day taking FOREVER??" Leif yelled out.

"I can't take it anymore...MAKE HER STOP!!" The orange one yelled.

"You sure you don't need my help?" You teased.

Asch sighed. "Just KILL HER!!" He said, pointing to Ava.

"What?" The demon holding Ava said.

"Who's killing what now?" Leif popped his head up.

You sighed. "AVA SHUT UP!!! YOU'RE WASTING YOUR VOICE AND YOU ARE ANNOYING AT THE SAME TIME!!!" You yelled out, which caused Ava to quiet down.

"Why couldn't we have done that sooner?" Leif asked.

"Well someone didn't want my help." You replied, eyeing Asch.

Rhys stood up and walked over to Ava. "Human, please forgive our intrusion, but we wish to speak with you. If we let you move, will you please not scream? We promise we won't hurt you."

"No we don't..." Asch mumbled. To which you replied by smacking him on the back of his head.

"Do you want her to scream again?"

"Peirce, let her go." Rhys said to Peirce.

As Rhys said, he put her down, and even pat her on the head.

"So uh...What the hell are you guys?" Ava asked, still having a shocked look on her face.

"That doesn't matter." Asch started. "Now tell us about your world." He said as he made another fireball.

To only get smacked by you again. "Next time, I won't hesitate to knock you down cold."

"And what stops me from burning you too-" He said, but was interrupted by getting smacked in the face.

"Don't worry, he'll wake up in a few minutes," you said, pointing to the unconscious male on the groud.

"Uhm...Allow me to explain, we are from another world and go by the name daemos." Rhys explained.

"Your name is daemos?" Ava asked.

He shook his head. "No, we are daemos."

"You're all named daemos?" Ava tilted her head.

He shook his head again. "No, my name is Rhys and-"

"You're world is Rhys?" She asked.

You sighed at her obliviousness and plopped down onto the couch.

"Just-ugh..." He sighed, as Trisha snorted still next to Asch who's on the floor. "We are from another world. Our home is being...threatened by a horrible monster. Who threatens to engulf everything we care about."

"The fuck is this, a roleplay series?" You mumbled, rolling your eyes. 

"I need to think..." Ava said, before going to the bathroom while dragging you with her.

--

"This-this is a dream, right? Just a weird sexy dream I'm having..." Ava said, panicked.

"Chill Ava..." You said, trying to calm her down. "Let us try to use some reasoning skills-"

"YOU THINK I HAVE THE MINDSET RIGHT NOW??" She shrieked.

"...No," You said. "but it wouldn't hurt to try." You paused for a bit. "I think."

"Well, what are they here for?" Ava asked.

"First of all, I personally don't see how a huge monster and universe or realm or whatever jumping is linked." You said, going into an all theorizing mode. "Unless it's some sort of takeover plan."

"And also the fact that the short blue one always looked agitated when the black-haired one used his fireball thingamabober." You said, making hand gestures to attempt to describe the fire. "In other words, this fire thing, or the source of this fire thing, is either rare, hard to find, or in a shortage."

Ava stared at you blankly for a while. "You have been watching wayyyyy too much film theory, haven't you..."

"Oh shut up, it's fun..." You said, throwing a quick side-glare at Ava. "Well, either way, if they're staying here, they need to act...uhhh...human. As weird as that sentence was to say."

"Oh! Well then, I have an idea!" She said, leaving the bathroom. 

--

"So I can help you guys!"

"Really??" The orange one squealed.

"Noi, hold your excitement," Rhys said.

Ava chuckled. "Yes, I can! In fact, I know the perfect people to help you!"

You pulled Ava close and whispered into her ear. "No, we are not letting them go anywhere outside with those horns and clothing."

"Are they other humans?" Peirce asked.

"Should we trust this?" Leif asked Rhys.

"Anything to help us is greatly appreciated," Rhys said.

Asch suddenly butted his head in. "Rhys, this is obviously a-" Asch managed to shut up when you gave him the stink eye. "ahahaha is a wonderful idea!"

You smirked. "Guess I win prince Asch."

"Wait, are you aware that he's a prince?-" Rhys started.

"Wait, you're a prince??" You asked, shocked. "I was just joking about that-"

"Well anyway..." Ava said. "I'll show you where the people are!"

"Who's going to be helping us anyway?" Leif asked.

Ava laughed. "Well, it's going to be..."

--

"THE GOVERNMENT!" She yelled out while spreading her arms in a glamorous way.

You pulled her in. "Oh no, we are not letting them out of our sight." you hissed into Ava's ear.

"Well do you want them to stay at our house??" Ava hissed back.

"Who knows what kind of trouble do you think they'll get to??" You asked, throwing her hands up.

Ava sighed. "I'm pretty sure they won't get into any trouble-"

"Why can't we just kill this human?" Asch yelled out.

You looked towards Ava. "You were saying? He's attacking a goddamn police officer..."

"Yeah...that's not go-POLICE OFFICER??" Ava panicked.

"Yeah poli-oh. Oh." Trisha said as she realized the situation they were in.

"ALL OF YOU STOP IT!!" Ava yelled out, getting all 5 of their attention. "If you kill him, a thousand more will come to replace him, so we need to get out of here!!" She said while running off.

The 5 daemos looked at each other until one of them spoke up. "I trust her." And of course, it was Peirce who gave in first.

Leif just shrugged and followed Ava and Pierce.

"Are you going to stay and get yourselves killed or follow us and live?" You asked.

The 3 Daemos looked at each other but complied in the end.