Inner demons (aphmau my inner demons x genderneutral!reader)

4 - Human-y pt2

"You guys could have gotten all of us killed!!" Ava screeched.

"That human was annoying me!" Asch yelled back.

"Well, do you want us to all die???"

You sigh and drop your head. "How long do you think this is going to go on for...?"

"Well, if the human has a similar level of arguing compared to Prince Asch, then it might be going on for a while considering that they seem like they have enough stamina to keep yelling at each other," Rhys said, going into his analyzing mode.

"That was a rhetorical question." You said, lifting your head. "But what I got from you was 'long'. It's going to go on for a long while."

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"Well..." You spoke up after the 10-minute mark of Asch and Ava constantly shouting at each other. "Why don't we just get human clothes for the 4 of you so they don't mistake you for cosplayers all the time?."

"What's wrong with what we're already wearing?" Noi asked.

"Perhaps we need to fit in with the other humans using their clothes," Rhys said.

You raised a brow. "Interesting way to put it, but basically yeah."

"Ohhh," Noi said, nodding.

You turned to Ava. "Ava?"

"Well, getting killed isn't a good outcome of you killing someone that annoyed you!!" Ava shouted, still arguing with Asch.

"Ava..."

"I could have killed everyone there!!" Asch said, on the verge of blowing up.

You sighed. "Ava!"

"And get more attention towards the media about your fire-magic??? I don't think so-"

"AVA!!!" You shouted.

"WHAT????" Ava yelled back.

"You're kind of forgetting that they were just outside in their...mythical...wear..." You said, trying to not make it sound weird.

Ava shrugged. "We can just say it's cosplay or something!"

"Suure..." You said, still skeptical. "I still think we should get normal clothes."

"Fine, I'll take them shopping," Ava said.

"Wait, now?" You asked Ava.

She shrugged. "Better now than later."

You sighed and plopped down onto the couch. "You do you, I'm just going to be staying here."

Ava nodded. "Alright. You coming too?"

You shook your head. "Nah, I'm staying here." You said, resting your head on the armrest.

Ava shrugged. "Alright, suit yourself."

"Pardon me, but I need to work on a few things, so I think I will stay behind," Rhys said. "Leif, I need your help too."

Leif nodded. "What he said."

Ava nodded and left with the other guys.

"Wait shit I have work today-" You realized. "Hopefully the boss just understands for missing one day..." you mumbled to yourself.

'Time to babysit 2 grown men...' you think to yourself, sighing.

"LEIF, THAT'S DANGEROUS-"

"Oh come on already?-"

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"I'M BACK!" Ava yelled, slamming the door open.

You fell off the couch where you fell asleep, while Leif and Rhys ran out from the loud sound.