Chapter 5 The New Kid

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Onboard the Mother of Invention, the boys and Hawaii stood before North in the observation deck of the training room.

Everyone: . . . . . .

Washington: I expected it to be. . . bigger.

York: Why? you've seen mine. It's small too.

Jason: This is golden.

Washington: Yeah, but he's green.

York: H-How does that even make sense?

North: Hey Wash? Quit staring. You're making it nervous.

Washington: But it's just. . . they're so small.

Jason: This is too much.

York: Small, yeah. But you wouldn't believe what it could do.

Jason: HA!

North/Washington/York: . . . . . *sighs*

Jason: Oh come on, you guys had to notice it. Ow!

Hawaii smacked him in the back of the head as South walked past them, sighing as she did.

North: Its alright Theta, come on out. People just want to say hello to you.

A purple AI hid behind North's leg.

Theta: I dunno. There's so many of them. They're so. . . big.

Washington: You see? I-I'm not the only one who thinks size is important.

York: Jason, you better not say it.

Jason: . . . . . *whispers* Ha.

North: Its okay Theta, they're all friends of mine. *mutters* For reasons beyond my comprehension.

The AI appeared next to his head.

Theta: They're all looking at me.

North: That's because they want to meet you. This York, Wash, and South Carolina. We all call him Jason. And there's Hawaii, but she likes to be called Ruby.

Jason: Heya Theya. *waves*

The crimson freelancer stepped up and took her helmet off, flashing the AI a smile.

Hawaii: Hi Theta, it's nice to meet you.

Theta: L-Likewise, Ms. Ruby.

Hawaii: *laughs* Ruby is fine, little guy.

She stepped back so Wash could talk.

Washington: Hey there little. . . computer. . . dude.

York: Give it a rest, Wash. Theta, I have a friend just like you. His name is Delta.

Theta: Really?

York: Yeah! Here, y-you wanna say hello to him?

North: Um, York?

York: It's okay man, just for a second.

Delta then appeared before his fellow AI.

Delta: Hello Theta, I am Delta. It is nice to meet you.

Theta: Hello.

North: See? Everybody here is nice. Isn't that right, Delta?

Delta: Agent North, I do not feel qualified to make a judgement about humans with whom I have only limited experience. Also, nice is a rather subjective term-

York: Delta.

Delta: Oh yes. Everyone here is. . . nice. Within standard acceptable deviations.

York: Delta!

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