Jokes | Larry ✓

+Bonus Chapter

|| SAME DAY AS THE LAST SCENE - CHRISTMAS SPECIAL ||

Louis isn't sure how he's going to produce children let alone orgasm anymore, his balls are freezing and he's struggling on keeping himself warm. Which is hard considering he's standing with only his boxers out in a park in the middle of winter, bare feet buried in snow.

Calum and Liam on his both his sides equally freezing. Louis swears he's going to kill Ashton and Zayn for coming up with their ridiculously brilliant idea, the only flaw was that the challenges are torturous.

(It's surprising how close Ashton already are to Niall's friends and they've barely dated for a week.)

Louis didn't make it past two minutes.

He quickly ran to the van that was waiting a few feet from them and smacked Ashton from outside the driver's window. "I'm calling quits, call me a loser but try standing there barely covered and see how it feels."

Ashton only narrowed his eyes and motioned for the other boys to let Louis in, Harry immediately engulfing him with a blanket as he stepped in.

Louis was sipping on hot chocolate when it passed another two minutes and Michael was cheering for Calum, "Come on, babe! You can do it!"

The others raised their eyebrows simultaneously.

Michael glared at everyone in the van, "Oh fuck off." He groaned. Only chuckles were heard in response.

Liam ended up winning though. And it wasn't surprising.

(It's useless because you don't actually get a reward besides Eternal Greatness but nevermind, it's Christmas. Let the boys have some fun.)

This situation should probably be explained beforehand.

So there they were, on a wonderful yet chilly morning in the comfortable and fabulous apartment that belonged to Louis Tomlinson.

Louis and Harry being the cute couple they are on the kitchen sitting on the other's lap while munching on dry cereal. Of course. Since Louis had sadly ran out of milk.

Until, they heard a knock on the door.

(This isn't some children's fairytale hurry the fuck up.)

(Fucking hell, okay.)

Ashton, Niall, his Greek God pals and Satan's minions from the coffee shop decided to make a trip to Louis' secret evil lair with some insanely genius ideas on how to spend their Christmas.

One including the torturous challenges.

The last one was the quickest to finish a galloon of eggnog. Zayn and Ashton had prepared all of it earlier and it's now stocked on Louis' apartment, which by the way still lacked of any Christmas decoration.

"Okay, the ones who are up for the challenge are.." Ashton declared, tapping Harry's head, "You," pinched Michael's cheeks, "You," and kisses Niall sweetly, "and you."

Niall pulled him into a side hug, pecking his cheek, "You're gonna root for me right?" Ashton just chuckles, "Of course."

Louis swears he sees something in Zayn's eyes but shrugs it off, he's cold and he needs to be spoiled, so he propped his legs up Liam's lap on the couch and rested his head on Calum's shoulder. Zayn gave him a look of amusement, Louis figures if they're gonna be a squad, might as well make himself feel like home.

All three boys were standing in the middle of the room, buckets prepared in front of them as they hold the container, preparing, waiting for Ashton to countdown.

"Okay, three, two, drink!"

Niall was the quickest, apparently, chugging them down his throat as if having a taste of the greatest alcohol of all time. Harry had been fine and steady but Michael was just simply lazy, Calum was whining that he was a disappointment instead of cheering for him because he kept on having breaks between drinks. Ashton on the other hand, standing next to Niall and whispering things in his ear, how fucking unfair. Louis was still cold so he could only cheer weakly from the couch.

Obviously, Niall won, but puked right after. Michael didn't drink enough for him to puke his organs but he immediately dropped himself on the couch and demanded for Calum to hold him.

Harry acted like a winner though and offered a hand asking Louis to dance, there wasn't even any music in the room, but Louis took it nevertheless. Twirling around the room in a lazy motion.

Everyone's laughing and Harry might just vomit any second now. But they're all genuinely happy and they're having fun.

Louis couldn't find it in him to hate anything right now. This could head off to a great year.

"Merry Christmas!" They all cheered simultaneously.

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That's a wrap! Thank you for being here to this very point I cannot thank you enough for just ugh, reading and voting and commenting I love every single one of you.

I don't know about the challenge, I saw it on a 20 Funniest Videos, I think it's eggnog, not milk though so. Lol I tried.

The sequel is up! It's called Pickup Lines and it revolves around Lashton and Niall!

-Lia :)x