Day 8
"You never told me what happened with the blonde hunk," Louis stated, leaning his elbows on the counter. It was late, there was only about two people left in the shop, even blondie had left.
The worst thing, is well, Harry didn't came and it's passed two hours of his usual time. Louis was getting worried. (Is he getting bored of him? Did he run out of jokes? Is he hit by a truck?)
Ashton sighed, he was sweeping the floor, all Cinderella-like. He didn't even look up. "Yeah, turned out he was a major fart-face. He told me that he knew I have a thing for him and he said that my looks wasn't good enough for him and if I really wanted to go out with him, I needed to try harder,"
Louis huffed, mentally catastrating the blonde, Ashton doesn't deserve to be treated like that. Louis hated seeing his friends sad. "Don't waste your feelings for that blind jackass, you're hot as fuck and if I don't like Harry I'd totally go for you. Fuckin' shit, I can't believe people like that actually exist."
Ashton looked up from his previous activity and smiled his dimpled smile he was known for, blush evident in his cheeks, Louis rarely compliments a friend, but when he does it'll make you feel like winning a lottery. But then he noticed the way Louis acted. "Lou, thanks for the compliment but you need to chill."
Louis shoulders slumped, he weakly retorted. "Never even had any in the first place."
So they waited for another hour but only resulted in a whiny Louis and an exasperated Ashton. In the end, Ashton had to drag a reluctant Louis out of the shop, he even had to carry him bridal style on his apartment building because the boy was being a clingy five year old, receiving weird looks from people around them.
("What if Harry showed up?")
("What kind of motherfucker is he then if he does?")
("Why are you so mean today, Ashton?")
("I'm only being mean because you're not mean today.")
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this one sucks bc no harry but ashlou is friendship goals. this one is dedicated to my brother bc he my main bitch and we try out fart noises everytime we're in the same room.
HOLIDAY SEASON I LOVE LIFE I DON'T HAVE SCHOOL UNTIL JANUARY 5TH [runs around house in undergarments while independence day is blaring]
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Jokes | Larry ✓
Fanfic"What did the flags say to each other?" "What?" "Nothing, they just waved." "Harry, that's terrible." Louis works in a coffee shop and Harry comes by everyday to tell him jokes. © falloutnouis (delenaley) [October 2014 - January 2015] Completed ✔️
