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Day 10 [Part II]

Louis was getting anxious, it was a weekend so people rarely came in and it's only seven in the morning anyway, Harry would usually come at nine. At the time it was only him and the other workers. 

Calum's been telling him to calm his tits and everytime he'd answer that he doesn't have one so Ashton would pipe in with a 'calm your d*ck then' and Michael would laugh no matter how repetitive it was getting. Louis swears the whole squad is up against him. 

It didn't really help the fact that he's been thinking about Harry nonstop for the past 32 hours 15 minutes and right now, about 20 seconds (he swears he's not a creep, he just checks the clock a lot.)

In his wait (and to calm himself down, good God Calum), he decided to count a few things he's learned from Harry since meeting him.

one) He's cute as hell but also hot as hell and Louis doesn't really get how he can be both so effortlessly.

two) His full name is Harold Edward Styles

three) His jokes are really shitty but he's pretty confident about it. 

four) His birthday is on February 1st

five) and goddamn he sure do looks good in everything he wears, who is he kidding, he could dress up like a fucking hobo and still would look like a Gucci model.

But then the door suddenly slammed open (well not really, all of them would get fired), and the four boys stared at it in shock, hoping the glass wouldn't break. Thankfully it didn't. 

The door (Oh my God) revealed Harry and three guys trailing behind him. One Louis recognized as Niall (Ashton didn't hesitate to ran up to him and kiss his cheek, everyone died a little bit.) Louis didn't get the chance to observe the others because Harry is now in front of him.

The curly haired lad smiled with his whole face and Louis' stomach did a double flip at the sight. His eyes were wonderful and it reminded him of the glory of summer, the perfect kind of warmth to accompany you in this winter season. (And this is getting cheesier and cheesier so Louis thinks he should stop right now)

"I owe you three jokes," he spoke in the familiar voice Louis missed, "but look at what I prepared for you." And then he moved himself so Louis can finally see what was with the other three.

Niall and a bulky brunette was holding a huge banner with colorful writings on them saying: HAVE A GREAT CHRISTMAS, LOUIS TOMLINSON. (Louis told him a few things too, including his full name in exchange for Harry's) And the other lad with black hair (he looks like a Gucci model too, dammit, is everyone on their crew a Greek God or what?) was holding up a speaker blasting the song All I Want for Christmas is You.

Louis automatically grinned, "Fuckin' hell, guys. I could kiss every single one of you right now."

The black haired bloke cringed, "I'm enganged." The brunette sent Louis an apologetic look while chiming "I have a girlfriend, sorry." While Niall just casually said, "I'm going out with your best friend, you fucker." (Ashton only blushed and stared at the ground, this kid I swear to God.)

Louis looked at Harry, "Thanks, Harry. I really appreciate this. I didn't expect you to do something this big but I can also see it coming from you." 

Harry stared back at him with his heart in his eyes. "Call me up if anyone need helping with grand romatic gestures." He said loudly, before lowering his voice for only Louis to hear, "So does this mean I can take you out on a date?" Louis nodded, "Just not too fancy," he informed.

Harry smiled, "Right, simple but effective. I get it." There was a chorus of aww's coming from everyone except the two of them when Louis giggled. 

Then they all decided to surround the two lovebirds while Harry told them the jokes:

"What do you call a group of unorganized cats?" - "A cat-asthrope."

"What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?" - "Give me my quarterback!"

"What did the mayonaise say when someone opened the refrigerator door?" - "Close the door I am dressing!"

(and maybe they all had to hold back their groans everytime he tells one, because honestly who would even have the heart to hurt Harry? and apparently the jokes are so painfully corny it's actually funny.)

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zayn malik am i right people

anygay this story is still set in december, they be celebrating louis day and ill be writing it like "fuck 2k15" im not ready for anything fuck school i have school on monday and they switched my schedule so im on the noon classes (fuckin srsly 12.30am to 5pm who does that satan does thats who.)

and does anyone still even want lashton haha i hope you get fucked in the ass luke here's another toast to niall almighty