Jokes | Larry ✓

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Day 1

It's not like Louis hates tall people. Well maybe he does, but he would never admit it out loud, he doesn't have a death wish.

But he was short, and it was excruciatingly painful to see other boys being able to stands their ground as males by protecting their loved ones and intimidate people by just their height.

And he doesn't have any of that qualities, he's fairly feminine if you take time to notice it, and maybe that's why he's gay in the first place. But he knows that being gay doesn't involve his personal appearance, boys just happen to interest him more.

So when an abnormally tall bloke with long curly hair and face carved by the Gods decided to ring the bell by coming in, Louis doesn't really know wether to hate him or develop a massive crush on him.

Obviously, the latter won.

It's not like he's never had crushes on costumers before, people come and go, from all ages and appearances. But he surely never seen a boy as tall and as attractive as this one.

A deep British accent that belonged to the captivating costumer startled Louis from his thoughts, "Black, no sugar."

Louis nodded and quickly went to fill up his order while the boy frantically pulls out a few crumpled bills from his messenger bag.

When Louis was done, the boy slammed the money on the counter and placed his grip on Louis' smaller hands, refraining Louis from handing him the cup. He asked hopefully, offering Louis a small smile, "Wanna hear a joke?"

Louis raised a brow challengingly, he was known to be rude and not the one to sugar coat. But this bloke looked like he could die if he didn't tell it, so Louis simply nodded in response.

"What did the pencil say to the other pencil?"

Louis had this blank expression covering his face, unimpressed.

"You look sharp," the stranger laughed and pulled the cup from Louis' hand, sending him a wink and walked out with skips like a child.

After he was out of sight, Louis shook his head in amusement, he can't believe he actually had a momentary crush on the man-child.

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that joke tho, harry is me. i suck at short chapters but oh well. every songs i tagged doesn't specifically means it fit the chapter, i just probably happen to be listening to it atm. and look at that manip, its so cute.