Jokes | Larry ✓

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Day 3

"Lou, what do you usually do when you have a crush?" Louis' co-worker named Ashton asked, staring fondly at the cute blonde regular who always sits in the corner by the window.

Louis shrugged, act like a flustered schoolgirl every time he tells you jokes? But then shook his head, he can't have those kinds of thoughts about Harry.

But instead he patted his shoulder and suggested something he heard his grandmother suggest his sisters to do once, "Well, for starters, wear the tightest jeans you have. Bring your notebook and pencil, pretend that you're picking up orders and stop right next to his table-" Louis stopped, searching for the right object, and grinned when he found a spoon.

He dropped the spoon, crouching down and continued, "Drop your pencil and pick it up like this-" Louis demonstrated the whole thing, slowly standing up while showing off his arse. "-There. Even straight boys can't resist that," He placed on hand on his hip and shoved the spoon to Ashton.

"That's girly," Ashton retorted, placing the spoon on the counter.

Louis rolled his eyes, annoyed, "Don't be sexist. Besides, you've got a nice arse anyway, why not try it out?"

Ashton opened his mouth to reply, but was cut off by the awaited joker coming inside.

"Hey, Louis!" He greeted cheerfully, this time he doesn't have his messenger bag with him. "Wanna hear a joke?" He asked when he finally reached the counter.

Louis grinned automatically, not knowing why. "Go for it."

"What do you call it when Batman skips church?"

Louis nodded lightly at him, signing to continue.

"Christian Bale."

Louis and Ashton both exploded into fits of giggles, Ashton leaning a bit closer to Louis, whispering, "Why don't you pull the ass show on him?"

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i added lashton applause pls. an exclusive picture of louis' pencil pickup demonstration on top/side, try listening hey mami by delora while you're at it, i've been screaming for years.