Shit is about to go down

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Smol Broccoli created a groupchat.

Smol Broccoli added **people.

Secret Love Child: Wait we're actually doing this?

Smol Broccoli: No, I did this cause I thought that I should try to get expelled.
Of course we're doing this!

Secret Grandchild: Is dad here?

Smol Broccoli: I'm not stupid. I'm not trying to die.

Tired Dad: Problem Child, what did you got yourself into?

Smol Broccoli: Oh, I was always in this mess, nobody noticed before.

Rät: Who's @secret love child and @secret grandchild?

Smol Broccoli: That's for me to know and for you to find out😊

Loud Dad: Can you give us a straight answer, little listener?

Taxi Mom: Yamada, there is only one straight person in this groupchat, and he's not online.

Loud Dad: How do you know my name?

Smol Broccoli: 👀

Secret Grandchild: 👀

Secret Love Child: 👀

Staby Staby UwU: 👀

Yes. No! Yes. No! Etc.: 👀

Trans Queen👸🏽: 👀

Magic Dad: 👀

Rät but make it bird: 👀

Lesbian/Girl Power: Hawks?

Rät but make it bird: Oh, hey Rumi!

Twice's secret dad: Hawks, do you know what is going on?
If you do, please tell us.
Also, who gave us this names?
I don't like mine.

Smol Broccoli: 😏

Yes. No! Yes. No! Etc.: I like it! I hate it.

Hugs for y'all: Woah decide yourself😂😂

Trans Queen 👸🏽 : They have an undiagnosed DID, both of the alters that we know of are non-binary bisexuals(they use they/them pronouns), so don't tell them to decide themselves. That was extremely rude.

Hugs for y'all: Oh, I'm so sorry. I had no idea.

Yes. No! Yes. No! Etc.: Thanks Big Sis. This is from both of us.

Trans Queen 👸🏽: You're welcome😊😊

Japanese Snow White: 🤔👸🏽📇❤️
🔈👍👍😊

Cake for y'all: Translation: I can see why your user is a Queen/ Princess.
You sound so nice!

Trans Queen 👸🏽: Oh, thank you, sweetie!

Smol Broccoli: 😂😂

Gimme Money UwU: What's so fun Midoriya-Kun?

Smol Broccoli: Who they are. Like most of you know who each other is but there's ten guys, that are like a secret group that just each other know who each other is.
Oh.
Me and Hawks do know who they are.

Responsible Rock: So could you tell us who they are?

Rät but make it bird: No!

Smol Broccoli: The whole purpose of this groupchat is for you to figure out who they are🙃.

Secret Love Child: Speaking about that...

Katy Perry❄️🔥: You're who secret love child?

Secret Love Child: Seriously Shoto?

Katy Perry❄️🔥: Sorry not sorry.

Tired Dad: Wait, so Todoroki knows who they are too?

Smol Broccoli: Yes. I forgot to mention that.

Secret Love Child: Anyways, what's the party's plan?

Smol Broccoli: Not sure, but first it's a documentary about Swans from me to Kacchan, then it's an angry moment from all of us, maybe some worthless necessity from all of us, dolls by hot wings, descendants by crazy girl, and slap to sleep by a decaying burned chicken nugget. We'll figure it out, after that. Mom's going to have a moment for his Stockholm syndrome, and one for his eternal love for you know who, and we'll have a Nezu with dad, before a last moment of silence. Then we can explain. And yes Hawks, if you really want, you can tell Miruko, but she can't join.

Area 51: I am ✨confusion✨.

GLIMAH!✨: ✨That's my emoji!!!✨

Area 51: Oh, sorry.
I am 👽confusion👽.

Katy Perry❄️🔥: Do you think Jirou, or Kaminari, or President Mic, or Nezu are going to get it??

Music Emo: Why do you think Kaminari is going to get it. I think I could get it, but him?

Tired dad: Same but for Mic.

Smol Broccoli: ...
That's a secret.
But if somebody gets it, please stay quiet, we want to see how long it takes for them to figure it out.

Sparky Sparky Boom Man: WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?

Smol Broccoli: ...

Secret Grandchild: He is going to die~🎶

Secret love child: Babe, I love you, but you suck at singing.

Rät but make it bird: ^^

Area 51: Wait...

Invisibitch: Does that mean...

Area 51: That you three are in a relationship??

Invisibitch: That you three are in a relationship??

Smol Broccoli: That's something for later...
Right now is my time.

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