First: WHY THE FUCK I CAN'T FIND ANY FANART OF THIS MAN?? LIKE YHE ONLY PICTURE THAT WAS WELL DRAWN WAS A FANART OF VLAD KING X ENDEWHORE?? LIKE, WHAT THE FUCK?? Instead, here's a song that I listened while writing this chapter. Search it on Spotify. It's nice.
So, breaking stereotypes, me, a manly hero was buying groceries. Wait, did I just used the word manly? I'm spending to much time with Tetsutetsu.
Anyways, I was like walking around, and stuff, coming back home, when I noticed four kids, looking a little down.
There was a guy who looked like a broccoli, another with half of his hair white and the other one red, and two blonde twins...
– Kids!! – I called, making some people look at me.
They looked up, and Neito smiled, running towards me, followed by the others(Midoriya and the others).
– Dad! – he greeted, hugging me.
– Not yet, kid. Hello, Himiko, Izuku, Shoto.
The girl looked a little surprised by the polite greeting, the broccoli boi waved back and Shoto nodded.
– So, what are you doing?
– We convinced dad to let us go for a walk, so we decided to buy ice cream, but... we kinda of forgot the money. So we're heading back to the hideout. – explained the greenette.
I smiled, chuckling. The amount of times that happened to me and my friends while we were at UA...
– Let's go, kids.
– What? – asked Shouto, confused.
– Imma buy you ice cream.
– We don't want to bother!! – exclaimed guess who.
– Look, I got a lot of money teaching, and being a pro hero, and you guys, plus Chizome and and my dog are the only way I can spend it.
– Thank... thank you – cried Himiko.
– Hey it's ok. It's my way of apologizing for not finding out and helping you sooner.
The kids smiled, and we headed to the ice cream parlor.
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The ice creams they bought:
Izuku – Green Apple(my personal favorite!)
Shoto – Strawberry plus chantilly
Himiko – Caramel
Monoma – Blueberry
Vlad King – White Chocolate
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After getting ice creams we went and walked around in the park. For children raised by villains they are great! (I just realized that I don't know anything about Shoto's story, I'll ask Chizome about that later)
– So, do you know exactly what are we doing? – questioned Shoto.
– Not really. Chizome just told me why, but what? Nope, he left me in the dark. Like, literally, he walked away and left in the park at like 11 pm.
– Thag sounds like him – jokes Neito. He was acting like a whole other person, more shy and happy than the boy I would usually see in class.
– Well, we are doing lyric pranks. It's impressive how much we can identify with certain lyrics – explained Midoriya – and I have an idea.
The three others looked at the greenette, while I flinched. He was All for One son, but with that smile he could be perfectly related with Nezu.
– And what is it?
– Well, there is this song I really like. It's called **** ** **** by ********.
– I know that song!!
– Yea, I thought that with this we could include you and Miruko without a problem. Besides it's angsty and cute, so it fits our vibe!!
– It's a deal!
Toga looked at her watch.
– We need to go or dad will be mad. It was nice physically meeting you, dad1.
He ruffled her hair.
– Calm down, Himiko, I'm not your dad – she looked a little down, so I decided to add – yet.
They giggled, and just as they were disappearing, Izuku shouts:
– Kan-sensei, about apologizing, don't worry, we are working about it!!
Well, now I'm scared.
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Groupchat
Smol Broccoli: @everyone
Secret Grandchild: What is this. I thought we were just doing this tomorrow.
Smol Broccoli: We are.
This is another thing
Rät but make it bird: Did you blackmailed somebody again?
Smol Broccoli: Nope! Just threatened!!
Staby Staby UwU: Izuku, what did you this time?
Smol Broccoli: C'mon, you were with me the whole afternoon!!
Tired Dad: Just tell us what it is problem child.
Smol Broccoli: Ok, ok
Vlad King
Is
.
.
.
Wine Mom: Just tell us damnit!
laughing gas: Honey, breathe.
Mom b: relationship goals
Vampire Dad: IZUKU I KNOW WHAT ARE YOU DOING DONT YOU DARE I BEG YOU!!
Tired Emo: First name basis?🤨
Copy Paste: Me, Izuku, Shoto and Imi were walking around this afternoon and we bumped into him, and we ended up spending the afternoon with him.
Staby Staby UwU: He bought us ice cream!!
Rät but make it bird: So that's what you do when you walk around?
Next time I'm joining!!
✨GLIMMAH!!✨: ✨Can't we just skip to the part where Midoriya spills the tea?✨
Katy Perry❄️🔥: Spill the tea...?
Secret Love Child: Shouto, I swear to fucking god-
Vampire Dad: I know I'm bad, but do you need to do this? 😖
Taxi mom: Be glad he is making it quick and not with one of those things
Smol Broccoli: Who said it was going to be quick😏
Who said I'm not making they do one of those things?😏😏
Vampire Dad: Well, I'm dead.
Staby Staby UwU: RIP Vlad King
Copy Paste: We will never forget your memory.
Blood Dad: He was so young...😔😔
Trans Queen 👸🏽: I'm sorry for you.
Raven: What the actual hell is going on here?
Area 51: Can't you just tell us???
Smol Broccoli: Ok, ok
Vlad King is dating somebody.
This chat has been muted for 12 hours
Hello fellow humans.
Did you know that TWISTED SUTURE WAS PUBLISHED YESTERDAY?!?!?!😁😁😁
I love the five pages I saw
Anyways, hope you enjoy this chapter, and stay safe!!
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BNHA Groupchat aka Villains Can't Stop Singing
FanfictionMidoriya creates a groupchat with his class, some heroes and... villains? In the end, they end up finding out that the villains aren't who they seem to be. Warnings: Suicide Laziness Angst Bad Jokes My bad English Cursing Jokes about death There...
