BNHA Groupchat aka Villains Can't Stop Singing

The idea of this story came from the idea fo this chapter

All for One: What is this, Izuku?

Smol Broccoli: It's a groupchat

All for One: It's a groupchat, what?

Smol Broccoli: It's a groupchat, father

Dramatic music on the background
(Sorry not sorry)

All for One: Better.
Now explain why am I here?

Copy Paste: If you allow me, father

All for One: Speak

Copy Paste: This was a cooperative idea.
We thought it would be good if we all shared a way to communicate with you

All for One: Nonsense!!
Kurogiri works just fine!!
Tell me, it was also a cooperative idea leaving the base, all at the same time

Secret Grandchild: We are bonding.
We believe that if we trust each other then it will be easier to fight.

All for One: Trust is luxury that most can not afford, being you one of those.
I have great plans for you, Tomura, só behave yourself!!

Secret Grandchild: I apologize, father.
We truly thought it would be a good initiative

All for One: Good.
Now, can you come back home?

Staby Staby UwU: We actually wish to say something, father

All for One: What is it?
Is it that nonsense about being heroes again?

Smol Broccoli: You come from scientists and atheists and white man who killed God

All for One: Why are you talking about my past?
Is this about my brother and your power?

Copy Paste: They made technology, high quality, complex physiological

All for One: I am aware of how were my first years of life

Staby Staby UwU: Experiments and sacrilege on the name of "public good"

Secret Grandchild: They taught you everything, of that I'm pretty sure

All for One: Well, yes, besides what I learned by myself, I learned this with them

Taxi Mom: But then quirks came – beautiful, vulnerable, power and success

All for One: And I know, I fell for it, no need to stress
Did you did a research about me?
Are you finally accepting your destiny?

Trans Queen 👸🏽: We studied your history cause we wanted to do something great like you

All for One: So, now you realize how great it it's what I do?

SPIIIINNN!!: And the real tragedy is that half of it was true

All for One: Oh, yes, well it's a little hard to erase our existence from the history, but I think we can all agree that I did a fairly good job.

Secret Love Child: But we've been fucking mean, we're elitists

All for One: Language, young man!
Remember I'm still not sure if you are allowed to stay!

Magic Dad: We're as flawed as any church

Tiktok: And this faux-rad West coast dogma has a higher fucking network

All for One: Correct your language or Eri will pay!

Blood Dad: I joined because I trusted you,
But it was a trap
A trap that is dangerous and insane

Yes. No! Yes. No! Etc: And I hope that somebody hits you with a train!!