BNHA Groupchat aka Villains Can't Stop Singing

Did I just wrote a chapter based on a relationship I created by accident??

LOV minus All for One Groupchat

Smol Broccoli: Does anyone knows why is Vlad King in the freacking doorstep?
He went here, he was clearly waiting for the door to be opened by a villain and I just came there in my FREAKING ALL MIGHT PIJAMAS!!

Blood dad: Oh, sorry, that's my fault.
Say to him that I'm coming.

Staby Staby UwU: Wait you're going on a date today??

Smol Broccoli: Guys, he is making lots of questions... welp

Real life

– Midoriya, get off of your phone ad explain why are you on a villain hideout!!

– Well, why are you here? Cause I'm pretty sure this is not a raid. I'm going to pretend that Himiko didn't send screenshots of you asking Chizome on a date. Cause like, I don't really have a chance in being here, but you have.

– Midoriya, have you been kidnapped?

– Pff, I wished.

I was dumbfounded, trying to figure out what the fuck happened to the sweet boy I saw on Aizawa's class.

That's when he heard a bump and then Neito Monoma and freaking Toga appeared behind the greenette.

– Hey dad!

– Monoma, I told you to stop calling me that, also, is that Toga??

The two boys looked at the girl.

– Probably. Unless it's one of Twice's clones – said my student, unimpressed.

– Twice's clone? What is this, the League of Villains and UA students with daddy issues hideout?!?

– That would be a better description than the one we are currently using... – and what the fuck was Shoto Todoroki doing there??

– Hey, Sekijiro, I'm sorry... – The assassin stoped talking, looking at the kids, which gave time for me to appreciate him. He wasn't wearing mask, which probably putted me on the top three heroes(Miruko and Hawks) ever seeing him like that, and wore a white shirt with a pair of jeans. It was probably illegal to be that hot, but since when did Chizome(Stain) cared about the laws? – Kids, what are you doing here?

– We wanted to see him – said Monoma.

– Are you going to explain to him what is going on with our family? – asked Midoriya, quietly.

– Do any of you guys have a problem with that?

The kids shake their heads.

– Then I am.

And this, kids, it's called consent, and it's something you should always ask.

– Let's go? – I asked. He nodded and we left(I swear to Nezu that I could hear the kids making bets as we left)

– Ignore them – Chizome asked. – They just have a few... problems.

– Are you going to tell me what the hell is going on with that kids? - I questioned.

– Not really. At least now. It's a lot of weird stuff. I'll leave to the end of the... date.

I nodded, and we entered the car.

– So, where are you taking me?

I smirked.

– It's a surprise.

I drove through t he city, and we talked about random things. Chizome said that he indeed had a crush on All Might, but now he kind of hates the hero(when I asked why, he mumbled something about him breaking some kid's dreams), and I told him about the crush I used to have on Midnight(I'm pan, ok?)

We finally arrived at the restaurant. It was a really nice place, next to the beach.

– We're here.

– Sekijiro, how expensive is this place? – asked the hero killer, dumbfounded.

– Oh, I got lots of money with my two jobs and I really don't have a lot of things to spend on it, so... I might end up spoiling you. Just a little.

I scratched the back of my head, blushing.

– You don't have too! – he protested, also looking a little redder than the usual.

– Well, I want too. Now, are we going to go inside and enjoy this dinner, or are you going to make me stay here in the cold the whole night?

– Uuu... – he said, blushing even more – Let's go inside.

We entered the restaurant, and we were directed to a nice place in a small balcony.

– So, what do you want? – I asked. – And I'm reminding you, you can chose anything you want, money isn't a problem. 

We looked through the menu, and decided to share a beef steak with French fries.

The food came really quickly, and we had a nice dinner, avoiding anything related to work, cause they couldn't really talk about the next generation of heroes or what's the best way to kill somebody when you're in a restaurant.

– Well, based in what I saw you live with three kids, right?

– More like six. There is this little girl called Eri, she's Kai or Tiktok little sister, she's the only reason we don't treat Izuku like a baby, and besides them, Toga and Twice are pretty much kids. Sometimes the threesome acts like kids too. So six to nine kids.

– Who's in the threesome? Like Keigo is there, but besides him?

– So, it's inside that group. First we got that guy with blue hair, you know?

– Tomura?

– We call him Tenko, but yes. Then, we got the one with blue's flames, that is indeed Shoto's brother. – I frowned a little, remembering how that guy had said that he had a dad who was so abusive that he needed to fake is death – You know, here's a fun fact. Besides Enji, all of Shoto's family lives there with us. Rei it's like the mom and we all know that Fuyumi has a crush on Rumi, except Rumi. The kids are definitely trying to set them up.

I laughed, and soon we left the restaurant.

I'm sorry for leaving this here, but the chapter is becoming really long...
This and next chapter are in Sekijiro/Vlad King POV!!
The picture is because Monoma is their adopted son!!(not legally though)
Next chapter I will explain everything😋