They're not Zombies, they are modern Romeo and Juliet

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Copy Paste: Hello. So Izuku got into trouble, so now he won't be able to be here today, and maybe tomorrow

Gimme Money UwU: Is he ok?

Secret Grandchild: ...

Vampire Dad: I want to kill that bastard.

Tired Dad: VLAD NO!!

Staby Staby UwU: No, let him do it.

Rät: I'll help if necessary

Blood Dad: I'm going to stop you right there
Now, before you protest
You need to remember that we already have this going on, and that we just have to wait a few days.

In the League of Villains, minus AFO, plus Hawks, Miruko and Vlad King groupchat

Vampire Dad: What happened??

Copy Paste: Izuku said something he shouldn't have said and father started beating him up, in front of the rest of us, so we could "learn how to behave"

Back on the normal groupchat

Copy Paste: Anyways, like I was saying, Izuku won't be here for a day or two, so I'm in charge.

Secret Grandchild: Why can't I be the one.
Or like, why is either you or Izuku?

Copy Paste: We got an order. It's this:
Izuku
Me
Imi
Toy
Keigo
Rumi
Oboro
Shoto
Liz
Kai
Mag
You(Ten)
Gin
This list is based on how fun you are, how capable you are of maintaining a conversation without disassociating or having a panic attack,  how long can you keep an conversation, if you're cool, if you're smart, if you helped choosing the songs and now long we've been here.
Me, Imi and Izuku have been here our whole life, and have a really similar humor, so we are all together and have... acceptable social skills, besides this being our idea.
ANYWAYS!!
We are here to do a different thing!!
Papa and dad, the floor is yours!!

Vampire Dad: Now I understand you Shouta.
I know it might sound crazy,
But did you hear the story?

Wine Mom: What story?

Blood Dad: I think I heard it vaguely

Music Emo: DHNDHDHDBDG
OH MY FUCKING GOD!!

Staby Staby UwU: Already?

Music Emo: LET ME HAVE A MOMENT!!
IS THAT LIKE, EVEN A THING??

SPIIIINNN!! : Yes, definitely.

Music Emo: BUT LIKE, CUDDLES AND STUFF??

Tiktok: Lots of them.
It's really cute

Music Emo: Anyways, congrats and go on.
I want to see their reaction.

Rät: Aizawa at each day that passes I like your class more and more.

Tired Dad: That just scares me.

Blood Dad: A hero and a villain

MOMo: What has that to do with Aizawa-sensei being scared?

Pikachu: They're doing a lyric prank and...
OHMYOHMYOHMYICAN'TBELIEVETHEY'REDOINGTHISOMGTHEY'RESOCUTETOGETHERIWANTTOGOTOTHEIRWEDDIIIIIIIIINGDOTHEYHAVEKIDSWAITTHEYDOHAVEKIDSMONOMAANDIWIARETHEIRKIDSILOVE LIFEUUUUUUUUU

Music Emo: Mood

Vampire Dad: Oh, tell me more man,
Sounds like a fantasy,

Twice's Secret Parent: Why would a villain x hero couple sound like a fantasy to you?

C.S.Lewis: Yeah, it makes no sense

Invisibitch: Well, it's one of the best fanfic tropes.

Taxi Mom:

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