*my boyfriend saying that it's inevitable that'll he'll go into a coma*
"You can't go into a coma!!... until you've experienced the epic highs and lows of football" - Nimbus
"Now that's why I'm going into a coma" - my bf
"I said oh my first!!" - my bf
"No, I did! I know that because I got it from Nova!" - Nimbus
"I want evidence" - my bf
"Aight text Nova then" - Nimbus
"No - too much bias" - my bf
"Alright then I'll ask her to text you" - Nimbus
"That's not how it works??" - my bf
*losing my shit over us both snorting* - Nimbus
"You know how you're dying because of Snorting? If you were to say to [insert friend's name] the word fart he'd react the same" - my bf
"Shall I just dm him the word fart and see what happens?" - Nimbus
"Please I beg - just air him if he responds though" - my bf
(I did it - haven't gotten a response yet)
YOU ARE READING
Random Crizoozles: The Insane-quel
Non-FictionWhoop de doo we're finally on our second book, lads!!!!!! We're catching up to Nova!! *Nova: makes a fourth Random Rants* GAAAAAAHHHHHH
