This is a short return
To say that my bf is in hospital with a broken leg because he went down a hill on his mate's skateboard and fell off so now he has to get surgery
And also
I need to talk about Disney men
Why oh why do they be so fineeeeee
Like
Naveen
Li Shang
Eugene
The blonde guy from Notre Dame who I always forget the name of (but never that gorgeous face)
John Snow from Pocahontas
The ginger teen guy also from Pocahontas
Tadashi from big hero six
Just
A master piece
Who gave Disney the right to give these men the right to be so hot
Like excuse you
I have a boyfriend and I cannot afford to lust for fictional men
ALSO WHY ARE THERE SO MANY DILFS
LIKE WHAT
THE DAD'S FROM ALMOST EVERY DISNEY FILM CANT MAKE ME FEEL LIKE THIS
ITS NOT ALLOWED
speaking of dilfs
Do y'all agree that Colin Firth is a dilf?
This guy:
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If you don't then respectfully fuck off
Bye
YOU ARE READING
Random Crizoozles: The Insane-quel
Non-FictionWhoop de doo we're finally on our second book, lads!!!!!! We're catching up to Nova!! *Nova: makes a fourth Random Rants* GAAAAAAHHHHHH
