I felt really ill this morning

And

I woke up twice before my alarm went off and woke me up

The first time I went to the bathroom and laid on the floor to cool down

Then I went back to bed

The next time I woke up

My first instinct was to become the burrito I was always meant to be

Why?

Because I was cold

So

I did

And put some music on to lull me off to sleep

Aka the plastic beach album in order

I literally fell asleep on the second song

Then my alarm woke me up and my Nan was calling me

So

Yeah

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