Random Crizoozles: The Insane-quel

Some interesting things

Ok

1) not as interesting but I have been binge watching Riverdale and I've finished what's been released so far and now I'm watching Grey's Anatomy
2) I passed out for the first time today

Story time:
Basically I stubbed my toe on my mum's 2kg dumbbells and it was super painful

I stumbled into the kitchen and I didn't feel right (my heart was pounding really hard etc) and I just went into this mode where I was just calming myself down and checking to see if my toe was broken

It wasn't broken just in a lot of pain and I did some breathing exercises to slow my heart rate but something was off and for some reason I wrote it off as my body being dramatic

Then I went upstairs to complain to my dad about my mum since she really shouldn't keep her dumbbells in the living room and that I could kill her

But then my vision turned into static and I kept saying "dad I can't see dad help" and then I woke up on the floor??

My dad was just standing over me looking really concerned and confused

I knew something had happened because it took a while to remember what had happened and why exactly I was on the floor all of a sudden and my face felt really strange (turns out it was because I could feel the carpet and I usually don't feel the carpet on my face)

My dad then made me lay down on his bed so I could chill out and Midi had a look on her face as if to say: "ah so you were the thud I heard - are you alright hooman?" And it was evident I had woken her up lol

I just laid there and was in a bit of shock (I kept crying and laughing) and then I was alright

My dad was definitely more concerned than he was trying to present myself to be

He made me eat a banana for potassium and then down a pint of water

Then I was literally just walking down the stairs and he asked if I was ok

It was just a weird experience

Plus I felt like I'd been asleep for a while even though I was out for 0.1 of a second

I think I even dreamed about grey's anatomy???

But yeah that's it

Oh and I couldn't stop laughing when I told my mum because I thought it was funny

But she was torn between whether she felt concerned for my health or like it was my fault it happened because I should have been looking where I was going

She then looked up why it had happened and apparently if you stub your toe hard enough then you pass out because your brain tries to protect you from the pain a bit

So there you go

I stubbed my toe so hard I fainted

Mental

I also fell onto a sharp plastic box thingy when it happened so now I might have a bruise on my buttcheek!

And Nova if you want a picture of me recreating my dad's concerned face I will gladly send it to you