Random Crizoozles: The Insane-quel

This would only happen to me

So, this morning I woke up and felt a bit sick

I ignored it and went to have breakfast

I had bagels with cream cheese on

a horrible decision when you're sick, really

So ever since my stomach has been churning and stabbing itself as vengeance for my breakfast choices

So I wasn't feeling up to doing most of my work today

Obviously, I can't just not work so I decided that I would just do as much as I could and I would have to skip the calls I was supposed to have because I feel and look like a mess

However

Despite me telling them it actually isn't compulsory, my parents got really cross with me for not attending (they knew I hadn't attended the first one because my teachers had sent an email to everyone - bloody snitches)

So now

My dad has my phone (I got to keep my laptop since I'll need it for work and that's how I'm writing this)

I feel even worse (and most likely look worse)

and my execution has been scheduled for when my mother returns from getting her car fixed

so yeah

I hope you all enjoy my funeral

um

I think I still have arrangements with Brendon Urie and a few other celebs from the last time I thought I was going to die

I hope you guys all know how to use a kazoo

and don't look up unless you want to see my dead body swinging around the room since it's going to be attached to the ceiling fan

and finally, I hope people still find getting rickrolled a funny prank

if not