Obey Me! Shall we date? Oneshots/Scenarios

When they're drunk

Lucifer: He would be telling everyone how handsome/beautiful you are. He would go so far as showing them pictures and videos of you guys together. 

Mammon: He would forget who you are. He would say " Hey! You're new at RAD right? I just wanna let you know that the human named Y/N is mine. He/She is smart, kind, and handsome/beautiful. Don't you dare go near them and don't tell them I told you any of this." Then he would pass out on the floor. You would just laugh and take him back to his room.

Levi: Female: He would think you are Ruri-chan. Male: He would think Henry had become a human.

Satan: You rarely see him drunk since he tends not to drink too much. Bit when he does drink, he tends to hallucinate and believes that there are cats everywhere. You once saw him petting a pillow for twenty minutes. He was asking it to ' meow ' for him.

Asmo: He would start a make out session. After all, it's Asmo. What else would he do.

Beel: He would hallucinate and think everything is food. " Ow Beel! Why did you bite me? You know I'm not food right?" you said. " I know. You're the only one that's normal. Everything else is food. But you still taste delicious." He said. You would immediately start blushing. 

Belphie: He would come into your room and pass out on your bed. You'd leave him there until morning and sleep on the couch. When you awoke the next morning, you would've somehow awoken in your bed with Belhpie's arms wrapped around you. " Did Belphie carry me to bed last night?" I asked. Belphie would wake up and notice that he was holding you. " Sorry Y/N. I guess I was so drunk last night that I thought you were a pillow." He would say.

Diavolo: " Y/N!" He would say as he came into your room. You would be startled. " Diavolo! What the hell are you-?" You would be cut off by Diavolo hugging you. " Do you think I'm going to be a good ruler?" He said. You looked at him in confusion. " Of course. You're going to be a terrific ruler. The Devildom is lucky to have you." You would say. He would give you an awkward smile. 
" Thank you Y/N. You're the best girlfriend/boyfriend ever." He would say before passing out on your lap. You would smell alcohol emitting from his breath. " Guess he had a bit too much to drink." I said.

Barbatos: The butler would never get drunk except when he and you are alone. Once when you went to The Fall, he drank so much that he passed out on the dance floor. It was quite a treat seeing a whole side of him. What made you mad was seeing him work the next morning. Diavolo told him to take a day off because of the hangover, but he refused. The only reason he stopped and took a break was when you threatened to show Diavolo to pictures and videos you took of him at The Fall.

Simeon: He would be drunk texting you. Even when he's drunk his text wouldn't make sense.

Luke: He's too young to drink.

Solomon: Surprisingly, he would be in the kitchen. He would actually be making edible food. You would constantly debate if you should get him drunk more often so he could actually cook edible food.