A Gift To You

McDonalds sprite

●Antonio

This Alcoholic would quite literally choke if you gave him some

It wouldn't kill him,the man's made his own moonshine before but damn you got his eyes watering

Let me repeat that,you have a dead man's eyes watering

He'll take 5 jugs of it

No no no, where are you going? Give him another taste!

'Does it burn?' Well duh?! Thats the whole point!

When you'd given him your plastic cup you hadn't expected him to actually like it!

"Antonio! Give it back your going to drink it all!" You jumped and tried to get your drink back. Curse his tallness!

"You said you didn't want it anymore,so I'll do you the favor of finishing it off" he grinned,sipping on the straw.

"I said a 'sip' you can have a 'sip'! Shouldn't your mid-evil taste buds be burning away or something?"

"Iv drank stronger" he gave you your cup back.

"Tha-" He'd drank just about all of it," ATONIO GET BACK HERE AND BUY ME A NEW ONE!"

•Jospeh

The man would literally fold in half

You know how Lego characters die in Lego games?

That's him only his face kinda shrivels up-

Thinks you tried to kill him

"Im already dead,___, poisoning my drink won't have any effect on me...what do you mean this is how it's supposed to taste?!"

Slaps you with his glove

"Did you just hit me? Joseph- Ow! Stop hitting me!"

The man is quit literally coughing up a lung rn

When you offered him a sip of your drink he was not expecting how strong it was.

"Hugh! Ack!" Jospeh leans over a table a tries to not fall over and die.

"___,what awful concoction did you give me?!"

"Wha- its just a sprite man! Calm down!

He will not calm down! His eyes are all watery now cause of you! He needs to lay now,good job! You put the local gilf into a coma!

•Mary

•Her face scrunches up like she just tasted a lemon

•"This is what you normally drink? Non non non, get this out of my face"

•Dumps it and makes you try her favorite teas and wine

•"If I were not already dead that would have killed me, please don't give any to Robbie"

You'd offered Mary a sip out in the garden early in the morning. You had no idea how sensitive her tastebuds were.

"Mary,you want a sip? I'll trade you for that pea butterfly tea you've got there" the dead woman had placed her stained glass cup down.

She wasn't too big on drinking from the same cup but then again,she was already dead so did germs really have an effect on her?

"Very well,here,I'll pour you your own" after trading cups you patiently waited for her reaction to it.

"Hmwah!" Her entire body shivered like she'd caught a chill.

"Are you ok?"

"You drink this???"

"Yes? Is theres something wrong with it?" You took a sip, it seemed perfectly fine to you.

"Come with me, you need your tongue examined"

•Michiko

•She tears up

•"This tastes like snake vemon!"

• Dont ask her how she knows what snake Venom tastes like.

•You drink this stuff?? FOR FUN?!

•Get out

•There's the door

•She kidding of course! But never give her that crap again-

"Michiko, is it really that bad?"

"__, my throat is on fire"

"Do you want some like water or something?"

"No thanks....I'll take another sip"

"HUH?! But you just said- wha- HEY!" she's alreary taken your cup,not very geisha like but it was still kind of funny.