A Gift To You

three is a crowd | reader | Antonio | Ganji | Fiona

This is an inside joke between Yan and I, its another hybrid fic cause why not?

"Eat shit"

"Hehehe"

"No seriously,eat shit and die" Ganji was pissed, this was the third time this week Antonio has kicked him out of your room.

"First come first serve, little Billy" he snickered. Antonio was massive for a hybrid goat,one of the largest in the world and he loved to use his size to bully the other two goats that lived on the farm, Fiona and ganji, but mostly ganji.

"You grabbed me out of the bed and left me on the floor last night!" He remembered being curled up next to you one moment and the next he had been yanked out of the bed, dropped on the floor and locked out of the room.

"I didn't do that"

Ganjis eye twitched, fine,if Antonio was going to play stupid then so could he. Stepping back Ganji took a running start and headbutted the taller man in the stomach.

"OOF! YOu- you little shit!" Antonio weezed.

"Thats what you get asshole, I get the bed tonight,got it?" He had a to stand on a chair to have full,direct eye contact with the older man.

"As if,you have your own bed,why don't you sleep in it?" It took a moment for Antonio to finally catch his breath but when he did it was world War 3. He clacked horns with the younger man, both not wanting to back down or give up the change to sleep in your bed.

"You know why!" Ganji didn't have a good reason to sleep in your bed,his was just fine! His room was clean and well furnished,unlike his previous care takers he was given every thing he needed plus more! He wasn't bound by any contract to stay and work for you,he could leave any day he wanted! But he liked you, and he liked the way your bed felt on his skin so he wanted to nap in it.

"Enlighten me "

"...No"

Antonio blinked,"im still getting in her bed,OW!" ganji headbutted him in the nose this time.

"Im getting the bed!"

"You ain't getting shit little man!"

There was a satisfying 'clunk' sound as both goat hybrids rammed their horns together.

"Ganji, please get off the chair,I dont want you to fall" you yawned as you tugged on his shirt. You'd been watching them threaten each other for the past five minutes.

"Not until this tall asshole stops locking me out"

"You have your own bed,go sleep in it"

"SO DO YOU!"

"We both know I'll too lanky for my bed,___'s is a perfect size for me, go cuddle with Fiona or something since you're so touch starved" ganji flushed in either embarrassment or anger, probably both at the proposition.

"I am not cuddling with Fiona! She's an asshole too"

"Dont call Fiona an asshole ganji, and please get down,you're going to fall again" you begged,it was too early to be dealing with them arguing.

"Why are we yelling?" Fiona yawned,resting her head on your shoulder,last night she had slept in your bed while the other slept in their own rooms for once.

"Shut up Fiona!" Ganji snapped.

Now offended Fiona kicked the chair he was standing on,"who the hell are you telling to shut up?!" She snapped back.

"Why don't you all shut up?"

You groaned and held your head in your hands, "guys,can we just eat already?" You were promptly ignored. Annoyed you fixed a bowl of cereal and went back to your room and locked the door behind you,ignoring all the gentle,sad thumps on the door.

Stupid goats.