A Gift To You

ginger ale | WFG

This was a request!!!

Wu chang

Xie

If you can get him to trust you he'll try whatever you give him

He isn't really used to people,let alone surs, gifting him things

"Ah what did you call this again?"

"Oh its just some ginger ale, I wanted to see you try it!"

Squints at you

"You didn't do anything funny to it?"

"Wha- No! Why does everyone think that?!"

"You gave the Mercenary a Mayo filled doughnut once and told him they were cream filled"

"And did I lie?"

"___,You were hiding in Michikos room for three days afterwards"

"Xie, just drink the soda, I promise it's fine"

Gives you a look but takes a hesitant sip

He actually likes it surprisingly!

He likes the ginger taste and the strong fizz after taste

"Its good"

"See I told you it was good!"

"So it would seem"

Fan

If you thought Xie was hesitant Fan is a whole'nother ball game

"Fan! I want you to-"

"No"

"But Xie already-"

"Dont care"

"Just try it you hydrophobic Oreo!"

"?!" He's offended, not because he knows what an oreo is but because you had the Gall to insult him!

"Listen here you little shit! I'll waver your soul from your body!"

"Drink the damn soda then!"

"Why!?"

"Cause I like you and I want to share things with you! That's why!"

Oh....

He scratches at a small scar on his cheek with his claw of a finger,a bit flustered.

No one ever told him that,besides Xie of course

"Fine! I'll drink your stupid poison"

"Its not poison"

He takes a sip,"....hic! ___! What did you- hic - do?!"

"Its not my fault soda gives you the hiccups!!!"

"I'm never trusting Hic you ever hic again....oi...don't look hic at me like that" he wasn't good at emotions and see you look so sad that he didn't like your gift," Look hic it wasn't ALL bad I- hic guess"

"So then?!"

"Yeah it was  hic fine I guess hic hic" he won't admit it but He feels relief knowing your aren't all sulky anymore.

Feaster

Oh...are you sure you want to give....him one?

Like

The dude dosent have a mouth and- oh your serious about this, OK then I guess,it's your own funeral.

Giving Feaster anything is quiet dangerous considering how picky he is.

And he is very,very picky

But by some miracle,or Eli putting in a good word for you, you DO get the God to accept your offering you may or may not end up becoming one of his followers

Yeah,Eli forgot to tell you about that part

ANYWAYS!

assuming he does accept your gift you will have his....'blessing' or sorts so congrats I guess.

"Child of man, what have you offered me?"

"Do you want some ginger ale dude?"

All five eyes blink at you,never in his life has anyone ever called him 'dude'

He's immediately intrigued by you

Did you not know he was a God? Surely his followers had told you of him

"What is this 'Gin of ale you speak of,Child of man?"

"Its just some ginger ale, you want some? Wait....do you even have a mouth?"

"I can consume liquids and soilds"

Shoves the entire can into his....vaper

"...oh"

"Child of man,your drink has pleased me, bring me more"

Congratulations you now rank higher than a Seer and a Priestess

Eli and Fiona are very much excited to welcome you into the cult now

Galatea

*stabs you with her pick*