x|. Scenario: What pick
up line they'd use
on you. :) .|x
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2D: "Hey, Y/N, yew can dump yo' tea
in ma harbor any time." He says,
him giving cheesy grin with his
missing teeth.
Murdoc: "If I'm ah pickle,
you're my 'cute'-cumber."
He smirks, being very proud in
himself.
Russel: "Am I dead? Because
I think just saw an angel." He
laughs to himself, smiling.
Noodle: "Are you goldfish? Because
you're a snack that smiles back."
She gives you finger guns
while winking.
Ace: "If I'm your ace, can you
be the Queen of my hearts?" He
snickers, lowering his
shades. (idek if this one
made sense shjsjwj)
Word count: 109.
THESE WERE SO CHEESY HELP AWDJSJ- Also, short chapter because I genuinely had the most random urge, at 1 in the morning, to make them do pick up lines so if you cringed as much as I did, I'm so sorry, this all sounded better in my head sukdhwjehdjs. 😩 ( i cringed the most at murdocs kwiwhshaujwje)
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