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eat my ass wattpad see how long this shit takes to read
(random content ahead and explicit language 😨🥴😃🤨😦😖😩🤧😐)
fucking mafias am i right boys
yes i it was like i it is so hot and hot in it i'm i to go to watch a video of it i'm the song is that right now i to read this video it was so cool and it looks cool 😎 i to see you at all i'm and yeah i to watch them for the video and i'm and i to see how you feel about this song.
yeah fuck off wattpad i just clicked random buttons try me whore
guess i love poetry and im have good shit i'm scared to share
fucking romance
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loopy
poopy
copy
snoopy
foopy
looty
no
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STFU ME HUMBLE IM BETTE THAN WYLAL WITH MY GEEW CHIE
MANSND
COME GET UR MAN HE
SNDNND SOMEOKE FALL 911
WINDOWSILL
LETS PLAY A GAME
OG
COOL
AND
SWAG
FISH- SWAG
BIRD- COOL
BOAT- COOL
MOTORCYCLE-SWAG
ME-SWAG
YOU- NOT EVEN COOL🙄
SO WATTPAD WANNA SEE HOW LONG THIS SHIT IS
i feel like i shoult tell a random story like i do in comment sections bc those long as fuck shit i wanted to watch a movie it's already 4 am fuck oh well
so one time in kindergarten my teacher wanted to hit me in the head with a microphone bc i was reading for graduation(bc i was top reader in the graduating class smart asf🙄) so i read some "chapter book" idk anyways i think it was a chapter from harry potter anyways i lost my 2 front teeth bc i still was a fucking child old as mf bitch with ur soccer van mom looking ass with those s sweater bitch leave the mf sweaters to harry styles anyways so she got mad at me and told me she will hit me upside the head with the microphone it was a joke but still calm down bitch i'm abt to sue ur old ass teaching the mf 50 states of america in alphabetical order to kindergartners oh well at least ik them
anyways next story
oh i'm one time i wore my 1d purse to some fancy restaurant and say kobi and gordan ramsey ot however u spell his name
okay so i've been asking my mom for harry styles tickets and niallers and well all of them and then yesterday i asked her for bradfords badboy's nbl sweater and she said yes and i asked to go to my irish princesses concert and she looked it up meaning it was gonna be a yes i mean ik he doesn't have any concerts fookin loosah (that's your fookin job you fookin loosah)next story i'm
one time my friend did smt embarrassing to me abt a guy i like (i was way to fucking annoying then so leave me alone)so i ran up the stairs at school i literally flew then i saw a pad on the floor i stood back made sure if i was eeeing that right and continued to run then i saw he was gonna so i ran down the stairs to smack my friend but then i fell or i sat oh yes nvm i sat on the floor and i put my head back but hit it to hard then my history teacher who was chill asf came by and looked down at me as i was laying on the floor and head like you good- and i was like mhm yeah i just yk love to kay on the floor then he said "always interesting" and walked away
once i was playing volleyball at pe like actually participating once in pe and my friend poured water on my so i pushed her down and grabbed her by her feet and dragged her to the other side of the one area then left her and continued to play
so basically in the pe locker room the coach in there hates me so what happened was i once spilled water accidentally in there and then after that my friends kept spilling it and it happened 5 times and once she asked why tf it keeps happening i said oh i accidentally spilled it and she was like "u can't keep using that excuse" like bitch yes i was to sit in this dirty ass fucking locker room and clean my water with this cheap ass paper towels ur absolutely correct i did it on purpose anyways i was also always late to class but not rly like i got there the second like bell rang and she wasn't even my mf teacher but she hated me for that then one time when the hype and away house boys(pls fucking kill me i hate those ugly mf🤧🤮🤢😐🥴🙄😦😖🙄😨)nudes were leaked my friend didn't believe it so my other friend pulled her in the bathroom to show her and i stood as watch or whatever bc in the pe bathroom or locker room in general u cant have phones then i walked out when then were dont to go to my locker and a group of ppls talked to me in the middle of the walk way and we talked for 5 seconds then left then this fucking coach pulled me to her office out of everyone one and told me why were u in the bathroom i was like i was washing my hands and then she said ur always talking and spilling water and late to class are u having talking issues at ur locker do i need to switch u and i was like i'm fine fanks😐 like bitch if i don't calm ur mf ass down u literally sit and watch ppl run thats ur fucking job babe at this point i work in my moms office more than u work at school so calm ur tits down and don't yell at me🙄fan behavior anyways
is this enough fucking writing for u yet wattpad jesus christ like
K BYE WHORE ILY GO TAKE CARE OF UR SELVES BBYS ILYSM AND U DESERVE TO LIVE AND SOON ILL POST A PART OF 100 REASONS TO LIVE BC I DESERVE BITCH ILY GO BE THE BAD MF BITCH U ARE LOOKING SO HOT AND SEGGSY
