Once in a lifetime / harry s.

26 ; dinner

I put on my lip balm, and head out.

Harry will be here soon.

I look into the mirror one last time, and finally smile. I'm really nervous.

I hear the doorbell and run to the door, pushing my little brother out of the way. "Oops, sorry." I laugh.

I open the door and there stands Harry. His smile perfect like always.

He wraps his arms around my waist and I plant a kiss on his cheek.

"Where's your car?" I ask, looking around.

"Frank's taking the four of us," He explains.

"Oh.. Where is he?" I ask.

"He'll be here soon. He's struggling with Andrea," Harry laughs and I punch his arm.

"She's pregnant, you guys have to understand. How about you carry a 7 pound baby that kicks you and moves around for 9 months? And then push that thing out of your vagina? Huh?" He keeps quiet. "I thought so," I huff.

"I don't have a vagina." He chuckles. "That's why the woman has that job.. because a man can't push a baby out of his dick," He says and I burst out laughing.

"You're so dumb," I laugh, and wrap my arms around him, and him around my waist.

"I am," He agrees. "Can I ask you something?" He asks.

"Sure," I agree and give him a small smile.

"If we ever.. had a baby.." He starts and I immediately blush. "You wouldn't get all bitchy like Andrea is with Frank, right?" He laughs, and so do I. I thought he was going to say something serious.

"To have a baby, you've gotta have sex. Which we don't, and haven't." I point out.

"We love each other, and once you're completely 'cured', which I don't know the reason to why you would need to be.. I promise your first time will be super special. I promise." He says kissing my hand. I need to tell him about Jesse. I've got to.

Suddenly, Frank's truck pulls up and he honks the horn.

I'll tell him, just not tonight.

We walk to the truck, and get inside, sitting in the backseat.

"Hmm, did we interrupt something?" Andrea smirks as she holds her stomach.

"Baby," Frank basically tells her to shut up.

"What? I'm just asking!" She laughs.

"Yeah, you interrupted something Andrea." Harry answers her question.

"I knew it," She continues smirking, and we head off to the restaurant.

We spend the ride telling jokes and me snorting. Something I can't seem to stop doing when Harry makes me laugh too hard.

We get to the hooters, a restaurant both Frank and Harry decided on. Hmm, I wonder why?

"Hello, may I take your order?" The small blonde asks, her boobs basically not even counting as being inside her shirt. Oh, and same with her ass.

Frank and Harry have a hard time taking their eyes off of her but eventually Frank stops as Andrea slaps the back of his head.

"What would the curly hottie like?" She flirts with Harry. Harry looks at the waitress then back at me.

Harry looks at the waitress once more, and then turns over to me. "Baby, what would you like?" Then he plants a kiss on my cheek.

"A hamburger," I smirk at the bitch.

She writes down what I say and then the others order what they want as well.

"I hate hooters," Andrea says.

"Why? It's a nice place." Frank testifies.

"Do you really wanna go there?" Andrea gives Frank an ugly look.

He stays quiet, and so does she.. well after saying "I thought so,"

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