Moons || Ranboo

Mood swings

I am sorry that I haven't posted in such a long time! School has been a huge pain in my ass! Am also sorry that this is a day late!

You sat down on the couch and sighed. Mark watched you from the hallway.

You had just finished moving into a new house, and you were not at all tired.

You looked up from the floor and smiled at Mark.

"Have you even seen a ghost?" Your smile grew wider as he looked horrified.

>>>...<<<

"I was over on the bench."

"What?" Tommy said.

"I was over on the bench."

He looked at you confused, still not getting it.

"I was over on the bench." You said again.

Techno snorted from the background, knowing what you were talking about.

"I was sitting over on the bench."

"Huh?"

You groaned and grabbed Tommy's shoulders. "I WAS OVER ON THE BENCH!!"

>>>...<<<

You held up a bowl in front of Bad, Skeppy, Karl, Quackity, Sapnap, and Mark.

"I made a salad with croutons!!"

They looked confused, other than Sapnap who looked happy to eat such salad.

>>>...<<<

You sat in front of a random child you found and held out your hand.

"Hello, I'm Chip Mulaney. I'm your father."

The child looked confused while the mother glared at you. You burst out laughing and ran away.

>>>...<<<

You sipped your tea/coffee and smiled, about to finish your story you were telling Bad and Skeppy.

"But sometimes he would be gay."

>>>...<<<

"What is a penguin?" Dream asked, forgetting something random again.

You sat up from your laying position and looked at him. "Have you ever been to the god-damn zoo??"

>>>...<<<

Tommy looked at you. "Did you do anything bad when you were younger?"

You looked back at him. "I used to smoke crack."

He looked surprised. Philza in the other room looked at Techno horrified.

>>>...<<<

"What happened yesterday?" Mark asked you.

You stared at him, a headache pounding in your skull. "What's yesterday?"

He looked surprised.

>>>...<<<

You pointed at the small gang of kids you had railed up outside in the park.

One of the kids opened their mouths, but you stopped them.

"Shut up! You're all gonna die! Street smarts!"

>>>...<<<

You watched the Mentos fly from the coke bottle and land on Tommy's hair, landing with a muffled thump.

Tommy started screaming and running around.

You looked at Mark, who was just as confused.

>>>...<<<

Mark went into the kitchen and looked confused as you handed him a cup of orange juice.

"BOOM!! Orange juice! That's life."

He stared at you blankly. You looked at Techno and pointed at Mark.

"Now I've thrown him off his rhythm."

Techno wrote down something in his book of his.

>>>...<<<

You ran around the house, looking for something.

"GIVE ME SOME MONEY!!"

>>>...<<<

You jumped and landed on George.

"Stay down on the ground! Stay down on the ground, you mother-fucker!"

"Language!"

>>>...<<<

You pressed space, making your character jump on screen. You were streaming a challenge of playing Minecraft for 24 hours with Mark.

"Do my friends hate me, or do I just need to go to sleep?"

"I'm sure it is the second one." Mark replied

>>>...<<<

You looked the phone and sighed. Philza was on the other side, waiting for your answer.

"Can't we just tell our relatives that I am a four-year-old boy?"

"No."

>>>...<<<

You watched Quackity was being picked on by some other people for some reason, and you walked up to him.

"Hey!" You greeted.

Quackity brightened at your appearance.

"Do you want me to kill that guy for you?"

The other guys looked confused. You pulled out a knife and smiled at them, making them back away.

>>>...<<<

You looked down at yourself and looked at the failed attempt of making pancakes all on your apron.

You looked up and saw Mark standing in the doorway.

"I am now gross."

>>>...<<<

You held up a bottle. Bad and Karl looked at it.

"Was this?" You asked.

They both shrugged.

"PEPPA!!!"

They jumped at the sudden outburst of loudness.

>>>...<<<

"What are you doing (y/n)?" Techno asked.

"I am putting wires, in a board filled with holes," You started. "To move the voices around!"

Techno smiled. "So you have them too?"

"Of course I do!"