SPIDER BABY 🕷️
Spider Baby🕷️
Heyy, uh, Mr Stark
I may need your assistance.
If you're asleep, that's cool I'll just somehow find a way.
Flying Tin Can
What'd you do?
I swear to Thor, Pete if you hurt yourself...
Spider Baby 🕷️
Oh, you're awake! Well, uh, hi.
Flying Tin Can
Hi.
Spider Baby 🕷️
Hypothetically speaking, what would you do if you were stabbed?
Flying Tin Can
YOU WERE STABBED?
PETER
BENJAMIN
PARKER
Spider Baby 🕷️
No. No.
Mr Stark!
I'm fine.
Well sort of but that's not the point! It's hypothetical!
Flying Tin Can
Shit, kid, you're giving me grey hairs.
Spider Baby 🕷️
But you already have grey hairs!
Flying Tin Can
Zip it! I'm sending a suit on the way.
Spider Baby 🕷️
🥺
Uh, Mr Stark, I pulled it out
Aha, so much blood...
Flying Tin Can
Peter when you get back to the tower SAFELY I will tear you a new one. Do you understand? You DO NOT pull out a GOD DAMN KNIFE! Keeping it in would keep the chance of dying from loss of blood low!
Unbelievable! This kid gets into so much danger he even rivals Tony!
"Friday, how far out are you?" He asks, running a hand through his hair.
"I have collected Peter and on my way back now. Peter has severe trauma to his head."
"Get the med bay ready,"
"No one is currently in",
" What!?" Tony barks, his eyes widening in mixed emotions. "What do you mean there's no-one here!? Not even Bruce!?"
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"Doctor Sparkles I'll call you," Wrong Number AU
FanfictionAfter a science experiment goes wrong, Tony sends a text to Bruce. Except it wasn't. Heyo, yes, a wrong number fanfiction, but this time it's with Tony and Stephen. Enjoy
