Peter:
Mr Stark.
Tony:
What?
Everything alright?Peter:
Yes, no. I don't know.
Explain this.
(Pretend this is the full one and it's motion picture. Basically it's rdj grinding up against this dude)
Peter:
mr Stark. What on earth? Who is that?
Tony
Shit.
Where's you get that, Peter?
I thought I destroyed that years ago?
Peter:Don't worry about the source.
You won't like the answer.
Tony:
Kid, tell me?Peter:
Tumblr.
That's all I shall say.
Tony:
You're going to
blackmail me with this
for now on, aren't you?Peter:
Maybe. Not unless you tell me what you were thinking??
Tony:
Had to seduce this
man to get my way.Obviously, some idiot recorded it.
Peter:
Oh. Well, I think I am
scarred for life.Though you did look hot when you were young.
Oh god.
That sounded weird, didn't it.
IT DID TOO.
HOLY SHIT MR STARK
I AM SO SORRYYYYYYTONY:
Relax, kiddo. Of course I was good looking.
Peter
Not anymore.
Tony:
I'm sorry, what?
Peter:
Oops.
Wow would you look at the time?
I uh, have homework to do. And then some need stuff, you know. Geek
Over some LEGOs and uh, stuff.bye.
Tony:
What I thought.
Smh.
Kids these days.
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"Doctor Sparkles I'll call you," Wrong Number AU
FanfictionAfter a science experiment goes wrong, Tony sends a text to Bruce. Except it wasn't. Heyo, yes, a wrong number fanfiction, but this time it's with Tony and Stephen. Enjoy