"Doctor Sparkles I'll call you," Wrong Number AU

A threat

One-Eyed Pirate:

Stark, you need to gather the team up, there's a threat we think is going to happen, there's also a guy with a cape, so make sure to not piss him off.

Tony

Will do, Pirate. Toodles.

One-Eyed Pirate:

Motherfucker. I hope you die.

Wait.

Don't.

If you do, I will personally drag your ass from hell and then kill your ass myself.

Understand?

Tony rolls his eyes before shutting his phone completely. Who was this man with a cape? Oh shit, better not be a wannabe cliche superhero. He hated people like him.

???

Did you see the news?

Tony:

Yeah, about the threat?
Freaky isn't it?

???

Yes.

You better stay safe.

Tony

Aww, do you care for me?

Besides, what if I don't?

What if I just throw myself into the middle of the battle and get myself killed?

???

I'd make sure that doesn't happen.

Tony

How would you know it's me though? You don't know what I look like?

???

Just keep yourself out of trouble.

Please?

Tony

No promises.

A loud disgusting snarl hits Tony's ears as he flies closer to the threat. Chaos was everywhere. The screams made Tony's adrenaline pump through his veins faster, urging him to put his speed full throttle.

"Hey, uh, Mr Stark..." Tony's eyes widen, a look of disbelief on his face. "Kid, you should be somewhere safe!" He all but growls, going as fast as he can.

He can faintly see the silhouette of an alien, its ugly scales glistening in the sun.

"I thought you could use some help!" Peter says, swinging beside his mentor.

"Does Aunt May know?!" He asks, slowing down so the young spider doesn't have to try so hard to keep up.

"Uh, no, and I was kinda wondering if you could sweep it under the rug?"

"I swear-" Tony gets cut off when he gets tackled to the ground, his suit making an atrocious sound as it scrapes against the ground.

He can faintly hear Peter scream his name before he's all but getting pounded into. "Friday!" He grunts, wordlessly his reactor in his suit releases a powerful beam, cutting through the alien easily.

"Glad for you to join the fight, Stark!" Steve says, holding out a hand for Tony to grab.

"Who is it this time?"

Tony has honestly had enough fighting, can't he just have a break? He's getting too old for this shit.

"Plus, who's the wizard?" He asks, his eyes landing on a floating figure with a red cape, two bright orange shields projecting from his hand, reflecting a blast. "Him? Oh, Dr Strange." Steve says, squinting while also watching the sorcerer. "Fine day to fight, don't you think?" Steve sends him a look before running off, Tony flying up once again.

"Peter, can you hear me?"

"Yeah! This is so cool!"

"Get home now. I won't say again, Peter. You're still most likely injured from the stab wound"

"I got fast healing?"

"That doesn't mean anything!" Tony yells, shooting beside the wizard.

"Get home. If you don't, I'll ban you from the lab!"

"Alright, alright! I'll head my way home."

"And stay away from Hell's Kitchen!"

A few moments later, the battles over.

They won. Everyone was just chilling around, still hearing the screams and cries from the civilians. Tony's eyes land on the wizard, he looks handsome. It's as if his legs were working on their own, he needs to know who this person is. He seems to be texting someone.

"I'm Tony, Stark." The man doesn't even shoot a glance. When the man finally looks up Tony freezes momentarily. All that was going through Tony's head is 'wow, he's hot'

"Dr Stephen Strange. Now, farewell."

Tony watches as Strange rotates his hands and an orange circle form. Suddenly, Tony wants to know what that was. Was it technology? Science? Who knows but Tony wants to find out.

Tony spins around, watching everybody take in the damage of the fight. Maybe they should be put under control, too many lives are getting killed because of their reckless behaviour.

"You alright, Tony?" He can hear Steve ask and as if an automatic response he smiles. "Yes, Capsical, just thinking, I'm gonna head back to the compound, bye!"

Before Steve can say a word, Tony blasts off into the sky. Steve cares for Tony. Sure, they fight a lot, that's because Tony is a stubborn son of a bitch and Steve hates arrogant people. Not that Tony's arrogant. He sees it now, that it's his first line of defence when he feels vulnerable.

Steve sighs before calling the team over and boarding the jet.