"Doctor Sparkles I'll call you," Wrong Number AU

Awkward

Martini:

Gimmie an idea.

Sparklesssss
Dude
Man

Bitch.

Sparkles:

Who?

The only bitch
I see here is you

Knew that would
Get your attention.

Anyways, now that you're here,

I need an idea. I'm bored out of my mind.

My science bro has
had enough
of my shit for the day

I don't blame him,
I would do the same
Thing if I were your
"Science" bro.

You wound me.

I don't care.

.

I'm gonna murder you in Ur sleep

You'd have to get through a lot of security before you can even lay a finger on me

Should be a breeze.

It should but it wouldnt.

You'd be half way across the universe before you can even touch abhair on my body.

What are you? Some sort of wizard?

Out of all the wizards or sorcerers, you chose a child?

Harry Pottah is a badass mf and will fuck you up big time

I'd like to see that little ant try.

How do you the italics? God, you're even fancy in text, who woulda thought

Anyways, how are you?

Been better

Oh.

You right?

I can stop my childish acts if need be

If you need someone to talk to.

Not that you don't have to talk me because let's be honest, who would wanna talk to me? Right?
Oh fuck.

Oh shit.

I'll just, uh, log off.

No need.

I am perfectly fine.

You sure? It's not nice being alone.

Yes.

Okay

How on earth did
I manage to make text awkward?

Must be my speciality.