Bikers

Chapter 5

Bang, Bang, Bang, Scratch, Bang, Scratch, Bang, Bang, Bang. Ash jolted oout of bed trying despretly to get to the alarm clock. I pressed the top button, Bang, Bang, Bang, Scratch! "What the hell," She rubbed her gritty eyes, glaring at the clock. Shaking it, "What the hell is the matter with you." She angrily muttered as the banging only seemed to increase in sound. She let out a yell and grabbed her 9mm out from under her pillow and shot the stupid thing.

Everything went silent and she smiled, "Ha, that will teach you to malfunction, stupid alarm." (*note* I've always wanted to shoot my alarm clock, especially when it wakes me at five in the morning, doesn't it understand i have a healthy want to sleep the day away. :)

Bang, Bang, Bang, Scratch, she stared at the shot pile of crap on her floor in disbeleif, "Oh you have got to be joking, i'm being haunted by my alarm clock."

Her brain seemed to come online as soon as she said those words, alerting her that the banging was not coming from her alarm clock but from the front of her store. She growled, "It's Sunday, the one day of the week i sleep in and my store is being atacked, great." She grabbed her other 9mm out from undernieth her matress and stalked downstairs. She became even more annoyed when she couldn't see her children who would normaly be in front of the telli watching ben and jerry reruns. "Oh whoever messed uo my sunday morning was dead as the mouse that tried to sneak away with one of my colors."

She threw the door open ready to send whoever was there to high hell and back on Hades horse. "What the hell is wrong with you, the sign clearly says not open to customers on sunday. Seriously what is your freakin problem are you..." She trailed off as she relized three things. One, she was talking to a male ass, second there were five guys all shirtless standing there staring at her, third, the ass looked extreemly edible and she wanted to take it back to bed and snuggle up with it.

She shook her head, "Did i miss the half-naked day memo?" No one said anything to reply. She brushed her hair out of her eyes and got a real look at them all. One of them was the guy who'd she'd thrown throughe her window, two of the others were Colbalt and Aarow, she didn't recognize anyone else. They were all staring at her like they'd just seen Barney walking down the street singling 'i love you'. "What?" She glanced down at herself and flushed. She was wearing her regular atire baggy Deez Nuts Crown grey sweats and a neon green sports bra. On top of that she was holding a gun in each hand and her hair had to be a mess. Normaly she'd have thrown on a shirt but she hadn't been in the mood. She shrugged 'oh well i have a fantastic bod may as well show off to the hot gods who i want to lick and bite all over.'

Looking back up at the men her eyebrows rose, "As much as i am flattered that five hot guys are checking me out, it's currently sunday morning and i don't apreiciate being woken up on my day off."

Silcence

"Someone want to tell me why your all lounging out side my store and why you sir," She glanced up at the stranger on a stool with the nice butt, "Are on a ladder."

"Why are they pink?" The other stranger she didn't recognize asked.

"What? Why is what pink?"

He gestured to her guns, she grinned, "A gun is still a gun no matter what color it is and i happen to be a fan of baby pink." She crossed her arms and flexed the gun, "Why? You have a problem with my gun."

He rappidly shook his head, "No, pink i a good color, manly, not to say your a man just the gun." The tips of his ears turned red and he looked away.

Smiling she looked at Aarow, "Why are you outside my shop on my day off."

He was still staring at her bra, so was cobalt and the other guys. She snapped her fingers in front of her chest, "Hey, i know it's fantastic and although i've thought about it i've never really had a strong want to be involved in an orgy so get your eyes off the goods."

This seemed to snap the twins out of it and she was forced to step back when they crowed in and blocked the others gaze, they litteraly growled at the other three guys and then gently ushered her back into the shop closing the door behind them.

She frowned, and shoved them out of the way before walking right back out the door and out onto the street to see what they were doing. "Are you fixing my window?"

More of an exclamation than a question since it was obvious they had the glass ready and were in the process of plying of the boards the'd nailed to the window. Or at least they were trying, they had one nail out and were attempting to pry the next one out. She started laughing, "Oh my god, stop, just stop before you ruin the paint."

Tucking the two guns into the elastic at her waist she reached up and pulled the string attached to all the boards and gave it a good yank. The boards all tumbled down, she clapped her hands together and grinned at the guys. "I'll bring out some lemonade later and maybe a treat." She turned to go back inside but then turned on her heal and poked her nose under the dushbags nose, "I see you near my either of my kids and i'll use one of my fabulous pink 9mm on you little mister. We clear?"

He scowled at her but a glance behind her and he nodded his head.

She narrowed her eyes but turned to go back inside, walking past him and stopped when the twins blocked her way, "What, first you want me inside and now you don't, would you like me to take off the sweats?"

They quickly moved out of the way, grinning.

"I'll be more than happy to remove them for you honey just name the time." Cobalt growled into her ear.

"I say leave the bra and just take off the pants, or maybe the other way around, those guns make me want to bite you all over." Arrow flashed his eyes up and down her body.

Taking her guns out of the swearpants she shoved both of them right to their navel. "Touch me again and see where you get, i'm not meat and i don't date guys who want to own me," Grinning as they backed away, "Later boys."