The Better Russian

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Me: Hey RUSSIA!

Russia: Da?

Me: ^J^

Russia: ^J^

Me: ^J^

Russia: ^J^'

Me: ^J^

Russia: ^J^"

Me: -J-

Russia: Da! I won!

Me: awwwwww...... -smashes Russia's vodka-

Russia: Kolkolkolkolkolkolkolkol D:

-a light shines on Russia-

Russia: Magic Metal Pipe of Pain!

Me: AUGAHAHAHAHA...... OoO'

-some Russian beating occurs. Sorry kids, not today-

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