America: But first...let me take a selfie! -holds phone up-
Japan: -smacks if out of his hands- No...that term will not be tolerated around in my presence...
Me: -breaks through wall with a giant phone- BUT FIRST... LEMME TAKE A SELFIE!
Japan: -waves arm down, sending a titan to break the phone-
Me: Oh....it's Japan....
Japan: Harro.
Me: :D
Japan: :)
Me: :D
Japan: ':)
Me: :D
Japan: :/
Me: :D -holds up a phone and takes 5,000 pictures of me and Japan-
Japan: =-=

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Hetalia Randomness
HumorHello guys! Oh mah GAWD I'm back agaaaain! Today I'm here with Russia, and everyone else, and we're goofing around! Enjoy! Wait.... RUSSIA WHY ARE YOU IN MY ROOM?! -metal pipe noise-