Call of Duty

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Me: -sitting on couch, mindlessly playing CoD: Black Ops 2-

Italy: Veh, admin? What are you doing?

Me: -slurred from being up for two nights straight- Must...achieve.....Master......Prestige....
Italy: -holds bowl of pasta- You need bowl of pasta to wake you up! Sí!

-dumps contents of bowl onto my head-

Germany: Italy, what are you do-uhhhhh...

Me: FUCCKIINNV CAMMMPPEERRRR -pulls out M2 Flamethrower and burns house down-

Russia: Ha. In Russia, you kill the campers!

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