Me: -Walking around Wal-Mart, singing Bad-End-Night- I should play the lead role in this crazy night! Smashing up your skulls with the plunge of a knife, I'll be swinging so hard before I even know, only because I've begun to enjoy it so!
Germany, Italy, and America: D: Admin..... are you okay?
Me: Of course! I am doing great! Just singing a Vocaloid song.
GIA: -sighs of relief-
Prussia: YO LISTEN UP, HERE IS THE STORY, ABOUT A LITTLE GUY ZHAT LIVES IN A BLUE VHORLD!--
-I shove an apple into his mouth-
Me: You're blue, I think you gonna die! I think you gonna die, of asphyxiation! -strangles Prussia-
Germany: MAH BRUDER!!!! -picks me up with a finger- YOU SHALL NOT PASSSSS!
-I slap Germany- Nu... Calm down.
Italy: I'm blue, da ba dee da ba dieee, da be dee da ba dieee!
Me: 0_o# I AM GOING TO KILL FELENCIANO! -pulls out knife-
-throws knife into a balloon Italy was carrying, it was blue-
YOU ARE READING
Hetalia Randomness
HumorHello guys! Oh mah GAWD I'm back agaaaain! Today I'm here with Russia, and everyone else, and we're goofing around! Enjoy! Wait.... RUSSIA WHY ARE YOU IN MY ROOM?! -metal pipe noise-
