AN UPDATE TO HETALIA RANDOMNESS??? WHAT????
before I begin, I want to say a few things. Hello, again! :D I PROMISE I'm going to try my best to continue writing. I got so addicted to building in Minecraft, I got distract from writing since February. So let's hope I can always get on and write more and more!
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Me: *Yawns and sits up in bed* Man, I needed that nap.
Italy: Veh! He's awake! He's okay!
Me: What are you talking abo-
Russia: -dives in through ceiling- ROOSHIYYAAAAAAAA
-crashes on top of Italy and I-
Me: NIET! RUSSIA WHY YOU DO DIS? D:
Russia: Because I am Russia, after all! ^J^
Me: That is true...
Italy: And I'm Felenciano!
Me: Go make me some pasta, Italy. -.-#
Italy: Okay master!!!
Me & Russia: . . ?
Italy: Oh... uh.. is nothing! Don't worry about a thing!! :/D *disappears downstairs*
Me: okie then... Russia, how long have I been out?
Russia: Oh? Uh, somewhere around four months.
Me: FOUR MONTHS!?!?!? I WAS IN A COMA???
Russia: I guess so! You were saying some weird things in your slumber... Something about getting rope to tie someone to a steel chair for interrogation technique I have yet to learn. ^J^
Me: Oh fu-*sniffs* Why is there fire?
England: *runs past the door* I WASN'T DOING ANYTHING! I REGRET NOTHING YOU HEAR ME? NOTHING!!!!!
-house burns down-
Me: welp... No pasta for me.
Italy: MY NOODLES CAUGHT FIRE! D:
Me: Oh, so it wasn't England...
England: *screeching* BAKABAKABAKABAKABAKABAKA...
Me: Please use the English term "Idiot" you weeb.
England: I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT BEING A WEEABOO IS WHE-
Japan: A weeaboo is someone who insults my culture by neglecting they are part of their original culture, and claiming to be 100% Japanese.
Me: Smart. *falls asleep*
-world sleeps peacefully-
*AHEM* Except for England. He died in a fire of his own doing.
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Hetalia Randomness
HumorHello guys! Oh mah GAWD I'm back agaaaain! Today I'm here with Russia, and everyone else, and we're goofing around! Enjoy! Wait.... RUSSIA WHY ARE YOU IN MY ROOM?! -metal pipe noise-
