Russian Pranks

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Me&Russia: -giggling as we replace a fruit punch box's fruit punch with the broth from borscht soup-

Italy: -skips to the refrigerator and grabs the juice box- I'm thirsty. Ooh! A juice box!

-drinks and spits out- GAAAAH! GERMANY, GERMANY! I DONT KNOW WHAT I JUST DRANK!!!!!

Me&Russia: -laugh on the floor- Ahhahahaahhaha

Me: Epic work, Russia!

Russia: Da, I try...

-walks out door, but as door opens, a bucket of pig guts fall on me and Russia-

Me&Russia: EEWWWWWW ITS WARM!

-Romano appears around corner- HAHA! YOU LOOK SO STUPID IN THAT GUTS, BASTARDS!

Me: -throws a piece of gut right in Romano's mouth- >:D TASTE IT!!!

Romano: GARGAHAH -puking-

Me&Russia: -laughing hard-

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