Ao Oni

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Me & Axis Powers: -walking to the mansion-

Me: Oh yea, I can take him. :3

Japan: Right. Germany, did you bring your gun?

Germany: Yes, I brought it this time... -cocks pistol-

Italy: I brought us all white flags so we can wave them and run in shame!

Me & Germany: Wut?

Me: Enough holding back, let's go! -kicks mansion door down- TO DA KITCHEN!

-runs to kitchen-

Me&Axis: RAAAAA- wait what?

-Ao Oni is sitting at the table, drinking tea-

Ao Oni: -drops tea and screams- WWOOOAAAAMYGAWWD!

Everyone: 0_o'

Me: -walks up to Ao Oni and punches him in the arm lightly- I win.

Ao Oni: Wat? Should I return it....or....no?

Me: Wait, that accent... Could it be???

Ao Oni (panicking): Uh..um... No no, ohonhon. It is me, Ao Oni, shouldn't you be running, admin?

Me: -_- How would you know I'm the admin now, Huh?

-walks up to Ao Oni and rips mask off. It was France-

France: MY COVER IS BLOWN... RUSSSSIIAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

Russia: -smashes through floor- You called, da? ^J^

France: OWAIT NEVERMIND! -Axis and France start kicking Russia back into the floor-

Me: 0_o What the hell?!

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