Azur Lane: Light And Dark

Crabs and coconuts

Leyte gulf.

Three of the Iowa girls were relaxing and drinking in the sun as they finally got a break from the war.

"Four!" New Jersey swung her scythe drunkenly, sending a large crab flying out into the sea.

"See that Whisky? Hahaha! I went fucking yard on one!" New Jersey swung again, sending another crab to a new watery home.

"Hmmm, yeah N.J. you really showed them who's boss." Wisconsin replied with a bored tone, reading quietly under a coconut tree.

"What's your fucking problem nerd?" Jersey snapped back.

"You, you're bothering them crabs AND me." Wisconsin gritted her teeth, knowing Jersey was always trying to wind her up.

"Fine! I'll find something else." Looking around a massive grin crossed Jersey's face as she started to sing.

"I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts..." New Jersey started hitting the brown nuts all over the place with her scythe.

"There they are sitting in a row!" The tomboy chipped one into Wisconsin's lap and caused her sisters blue eyes to glow red behind her glasses.

"Hehehe, careful N.J." Iowa chuckled from the deck of a hooch next to Wisconsin's palm tree.

"Big ones, small ones, some as big as YOUR HEAD!" New Jersey teed-off striking Wisconsin in the head this time with a coconut as the long-haired girl was instantly in front of her drunken sister with a murderous look in her now blazing red eyes.

"Ahhh temper, temper." New Jersey laughed when Wisconsin struck sister in the stomach as hard as she could, causing spittle to fly from her sister's mouth.

"Ugghh! You bitch! I'm gonna rip your lungs out-?!" New Jersey fought for breath on her knees as Wisconsin knocked Jersey out with a hard right.

"Tell it to mother-loving crabs." Wisconsin gripped her sister's ankle and dragged her into the shade as Iowa just chuckled, looking down at her unconscious sister.

"Told ya'..."