Hermitcraft Hunger Games

Before The Games

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Oh and btw Grian has wings for no other reason besides that I like writing him with wings also they make great angst when he breaks them or curls them around himself... oh did I say angst? no no no I would nEVeR hurt Grian...

moving on...

For the sake of plot convinience, I'm just gonna assume that all the hermits know what the hunger games are.

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It's been too long since we had a good war, thought Grian. 

He was sitting atop his barge, pondering life.

I know, let's make a new minigame!  He hopped off of the roof of his shop and flew around, searching for a big enough place. Let's see, it'll need to be huge. Oh, also I should grab the spoon to help me with redstone.

Finally, Grian found a large, unoccupied plain, which he proceeded to level before setting out a massive circle of stone brick. This would take forever... or would it?

Taking off into the air, he flew to Xisuma's base and landed in front of it. Xisuma quickly appeared.

"Grian! What can I do for you?" he asked.

"I have an idea but I need help. A lot of help. Also admin skills might help," Grian said.

"What sort of idea?" Xisuma inquired.

"I'll just need you to sign this paper saying you are obliged to help me and not attempt to stop this before I tell you that," Grian said quickly, shoving a paper into Xisuma's hands.

"O-kay," Xisuma said, signing it and handing it back to Grian. "Now what is it?"

"Yes!" Grian exclaimed. "You, Ex-eye-suma, have just agreed to help me force all the other hermits into the Hermitcraft Hunger Games!"

"Oh my days, what have I gotten myself into?" Xisuma said.

Grian hopped into the air and did a few flips before landing again and saying, "Come with me! Also can you call a server meeting? Because I'll just need to force the other hermits to build a giant arena so it gets done fast and then throw them into it and fight each other to the death, it'll be great!"

"G-" Xisuma started.

"Nope, you signed the contract! Right there, Ex-eye-suma. You can't stop me now!" He giggled as he flew off into the sky.

(POV switch to X:)

Oh goodness me, what has he started now?

(Timeskip!)

Two weeks later, the construction was done.

Xisuma had had to lie to and bribe other hermits to get the materials needed. He hated lying, especially to the other hermits.

Gee-Arr-Ian, I will get my payback for this, he decided.

Finally, everything was ready. Xisuma reluctantly called a server meeting. As all twenty-two other hermits (besides X and G) arrived, Xisuma started feeling.. almost excited. Maybe this would be fun after all...

Grian dove right into it, literally. Swooping down from his position high above the group, he landed in the center of the crowd and yelled, "Alright, everyone! I have a special surprise for you all awaiting inside the giant building 'Suma helped me make, but you have to take off all your armor and gear!"

The hermits obliged, one-by-one. Once they were inside, Xisuma would help Grian trick them into the cages stationed around the center altar. It took an hour, but finally, all twenty-two other hermits had been caught and put into them.

"What is this?"

"Let us out!"

"Shishwammy, why are you helping him?" 

"Alright guys," Grian said, stepping up. "Don't be hard on 'Suma. I forced him into doing this, so blame me if anyone. Anyways, let the first Hermitcraft Hunger Games begin!" 

Grian pressed a button on the ground, which was popped of by a piston, then he grabbed Xisuma and dragged him into a cage.

"Wait- Gee-arr-ian-"

"There are twenty-four people in the Hunger Games, 'Suma!" he laughed. "So, good luck!"

Grian landed in the last empty cage as its door slammed shut behind him.

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I know, this was totally weird. Anyway, you ready for some real action?