|Unfair| Zeldris x Reader x Meliodas

Chapter 22

"I guess you're right, I can't physically beat you up if I can't touch you. But I can verbally beat you up."

"How do you plan on doing that? I can promise you insults won't affect me."

"You're short, annoying, an inconvenience, and a dumb bitch. Did I mention you were short?"

He stared at you not amused by your stupid insults.

"You're acting like a child."

"You look like a child."

"That's not polite."

"And you saying I'm acting like a child is polite?"

"Well, n-"

You gave him a fiery-filled glare.

"Why don't you just leave me alone! It's clear we don't get along so please never visit me again!"

"I'm confused on why you're so mad at me."

Your expression softened.

"And I'm confused on how you're so calm after I just lashed out on you."

You planned on asking him how he stayed so calm but you were woken up by a blonde boy.

"Hey Y/n."

Your eyes followed his arms down to where his hands were groping your breasts.

He can't go three seconds without being a pervert and it's pissing me off.

"Morning Captain."

He giggled at you.

"What's so funny?"

"It's not morning."

"Huh?"

"It's dinnertime. Get up."

"Fine."

You stood up and grabbed the clothes Elizabeth got for you.

"I'm gonna change. Leave."

"Nah, I'm gonna stay."

You pushed him out of the room and locked the door.

You changed into the clothes and went down for dinner.

You looked around at everyone until you laid eyes on a pink-haired boy.

"Who's-"

Meliodas interrupted you and pointed at the boy.

"That's Gowther."

"Name Y/n, power level 2,900, weight-."

"I'll stop you right there Gowther." You were weirded out by him knowing that.

"Did I say something wrong?" He cocked his head.

"Never say a woman's weight."

"I see."

"Gowther if you can see her weight can you see her measurements?" Meliodas questioned.

Does he have a death wish?

"Yes, I can," Gowther responded.

"Let's play a game then."

"What kind of game?"

"I guess her measurements and then you tell me her real measurements."

That's it I'm killing him.

You yanked on his shirt and dragged him outside.

"Choose a way to die."

"Death by suffocating between your boobs."