|Unfair| Zeldris x Reader x Meliodas

Chapter 4

Y/Ns POV

"Imagine how much bacon I could make out of all these Hawks" Meliodas joked.

I glared at Meliodas "Seriously dude not the time for joking"

Elizabeth looked at Meliodas "What are we gonna do about all these Hawks?"

Meliodas suddenly jumped forward and hit all the Hawks with his sword.

"WAAAAAAAAAA" they all screamed as they hit the ground

"Hawk!" Elizabeth yelled

"Elizabeth!" they all whined as they leaped towards her.

They all hid behind her "Elizabeth help!" they all whined again.

Another Elizabeth abruptly appeared out of the shadows .

One Elizabeth is annoying enough but now I have to deal with two? Well fuck me then.

They all walked in unison towards Meliodas "Hi Sir Meliodas!" they all chattered.

They all  simultaneously started arguing over who was the real Elizabeth.

"Look dude" I looked at Meliodas and whispered "if you don't take care of this in the next five minutes i'm gonna do it myself and it won't be very pretty".

"No need to stress about it" he whispered back as he jumped up on a stone ledge

"Oh my goodness however can i tell which one of you is the real one?" He yelled from the top of the ledge.

"It's me you can trust me i'll do whatever you want!" they all responded.

Meliodas smiled. "Yes! Starting now i want you all to do exactly what i tell you to".

"Yes sir!" They all yelled.

What the hell is this perverted shortass doing!

"Right hand up in the air" Meliodas kept that same dumb smile on his face "left one one your cheek".

"Now call out my name and be naughty!"

"Sir Meliodas!" They all yelled back in an almost seductive way.

I'm gonna kill him. Wait no i should just tell Diane about this instead and she can kill him for me.

"Now squeeze your boobs" He smirked at me.

All the Elizabeth's started moaning and squeezing their boobs.

"Y'know Y/N i wouldn't mind if you started squeezing your boobs too!"

"M-Meliodas!" I turned around and my started turning all shades of red and pink.

He started giggling at me.

"You fucking pervert! Just wait until i tell Diane about this!"

"How about 5 days off waitressing and Diane never hears about this".

"Add a keg of beer and it's a deal".