All three boys not only walked out of the room after having a repeat of that Saturday night but this time Patrick's whole family joined in. Each was overly satisfied.
Noah's POV:
What have I done
What did I just do
Did I just get freaky with some marshmallows
Patrick's family was nice and all but maybe this was a little too nice of them and the noises Castro made. The constant farting. That was wierddddd. When I finally arrive home I drop my bag on the ground and get in my pjs and nappy. I was going to go to bed but instead decide to watch a movie . As I am watching my second favourite movie mean girls. Frozen being my first. I realised I had shat my pants. The poo oozing down my legs . I don't know what to do. It was a green yellow colour. But that's not the worst of it... that's when I realise I had a poo kink. The glorious, beautiful, mushy, gooey, chunky shit.! My poo kink was getting out of control. My dick was bigger then ever a- a full 2 inches. I LEAP UP. I run to the kitchen faster then my dignity left me. My mum stood there typing away on her phone I yell at her.
MUM
MUM
ITS BIGGER
I REACHED TWO WHOLE INCHES FINALLYShe stands there for a second and asked how did this happen dads still at 1.5 inches. I explain ...
I HAVE A POO KINKThe next day...
Patrick's POV:
I don't what happened before but it feels wrong.
I look up to see Castro walking up to me. He sits down next to me. He seemed phased. I could tell his mum taking away his porn membership had gotten to his head. He now knew the old lady porno catch phrase. 'I am old with a little bit of mold'. He had kept saying it under his breathCastros POV:
I am old with a little bit of mold
Does that need cleaning
I am old with a little bit of mold
Does that need cleaning
It kept replying in my head all because of my stupid mum.Noah's POV:
As I walk in the history classroom I notice Castro muttering something under his breath. Then I recognise it. It's the thing I always hear my dad saying.Noah: hey guys
Castro: h- hi sorry I am not quite with it today
Noah: have you ever shoved a cucumber up ur but hole it rlly gets me going
Patrick: guys guess what we r famous
Noah and Castro: WHATTTT
Patrick: you know how we all got freaky with my family I recorded it and made a porno
Don't worry u guys will get the moneyNoah's POV:
I guess it was ok I mean if I get some money out of itCastros POV:
It's not a first so I guess it adds to my profile*Speaker*
Can Noah, Patrick and Castro please report to the office
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The homophobic/gay love
MizahThis story is just a joke. Disclaimer this may be offensive to the people involved if that may be u then get over it. This is just the funny truth. Not a smut I promise