❛ 𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐁𝐈𝐋𝐋 ― 𝗖.𝗚 ❜

𝐆𝐎𝐎𝐃 𝐆𝐈𝐑𝐋𝐒

It's been a few days since the pool. Debs was still talking about Holly and losing her virginity and honestly, Ada had enough. Ada couldn't grasp the idea of losing it to a guy that will just ghost you the day after. But to her, it was Debbie's funeral, not hers.

The closest thing she ever got to a boy was fifth grade, seven minutes in heaven. But in fact, it was literally one minute tops in Susan Hopkins closet. The guy was Jonathan Emmits, he's had this huge crush on Adalaide Jameson since kindergarten and it seems every year he falls harder. It's quite sad actually.

Whenever he has the chance, he always brings the kiss (peck) up with Ada and it always makes her get a rush of embarrassment every time.

Carl has never let her live it down.

But other than that kiss with Jonathan, Ada has not got any other action and nor does she want to. She's perfectly fine being on her own as long as she has the Gallaghers in her life.

Currently, Ada has ditched Debbie because quite frankly, she can't handle all the virginity talk anymore. She just literally and physically can't.

And so now, Ada has gone to find Carl. Ada walks down the Gallagher's hallway to the boy's room and there he is, Carl on his bed.

"Look who it is." Ada starts, jumping up on the bunk while Carl makes room for her.

"Sup." Carl says and continues to look at the family laptop.

And as a normal person, Ada goes to see what it is and finds the screen showing two naked people having sex.

"Carl! What the fuck?" And quickly shuts the laptop and gives him the death glare.

Shrugging, "Calm down, Jesus Christ. You're so dramatic sometimes, Ada." Carl says to push his best friend's buttons.

Ada just rolls her eyes and puts her head on her best friend's shoulder, "I literally can't listen to your sister anymore. The whole virginity thing makes me want to die."

She feels his body vibrate as he laughs at her comment, "Try living with it. Honestly if she cares this much, she should just be a prostitute."

"Carl." Ada scolds. "You can't say that." With a laugh.

It ends with a comfortable silence. They stay close like that on the bed and just enjoy their company knowing something will happen soon to disturb the peace since it's the Gallagher house and Southside.

But the two enjoy the platonic peace anyways. Soaking it all in. Enjoying their faults and flaws - and the shared humor as well, of course.

"Carl!" Debbie says barging in the boy's room. "You stole Ada away from me!" And starts to pull Ada's arm to pull her off the bunk.

"Debs-" Ada says, trying to get the redhead's arm to stop pulling her. "Fuck-stop."

"Chicks are crazy." Carl says watching the fiasco go down.

The girls looked at him and hit his arm. "Whatever, what do you want Debbie?"

"I gotta go to Kev and V's house to see Svetlana." Debbie starts.

"Why would you want to see her?"

"To teach me about sex, duh." Debbie says like it's obvious.

"And that's my cue to leave." Carl starts and drags his body over Ada to jump down and leave. Before he goes out the bedroom door, he says, "Bye stupidass sister and stupidass friend."

"Fuck you too." Ada calls back.

"Yeah you wish you could." She hears Carl yell out and rolls her eyes at her best friend.

"Your relationship always seems to confuse me, Ada."

"Me too, I love him anyways, I guess." Ada says walking out the door with Debbie. "You really don't want Svetlana's help, do you?"

Debbie shakes her head as they walk to their neighbours house. "I do, she's the only one who would probably help. I'm tired of being treated like a kid! I'm literally so mature for my age and-"

Debbie gets stopped with Ada laughing at her friend's comment. "Shut up, Ada." Debbie says as they walk into the red house from the faint, "Come in!"

Kev sees the two girls and introduces the Russian to them, "Hey Debs and Ada. Do you know Svetlana?"

"Of course, she's my brother's lover's baby mama." Debbie says.

Kev nods with Gemma in his arms. "Right-What do you guys want?"

Ada goes to pick up Amy and Amy cannot seem to be more happy.

Debbie starts to get Kev out of the way, "There's a rat in the pool. Can you fish it out? I am done with the public pool for the rest of the summer."

"Sure no problem." Kev says. "But can you watch Amy and Gemma for a while? A swim sounds nice."

"Yeah of course, Kev." Ada says as Kev smiles at her and ruffs her hair up to walk out the door.

"Now it's just the girls left in the house and Debbie gets straight to business.

Svetlana starts, "Why you done with public pool? Someone shit in it?"

Ada scrunches her face as she wishes she just left with Carl instead doing God knows what instead of whatever Debbie wants from Svetlana.

"No."

"Someone shit on you?"

"Alrighty, I'm gonna go-" Ada says, going to stand up as Debbie pushes her back down.

"Sort of." Debbie says, answering Svetlana. There's a moment of silence as Debbie works up the courage to ask, "Can you teach me how it all works?"

"How what works?"

"How you make guys want you, and when they do, what do you actually do? I mean, I've seen porn, but I'm not sure I understand all the technicalities. And you're a professional, so I figured you're the best person to ask. And please don't accuse me of being retarded or a child, because I'm neither."

Ada butts in, "Debbie, don't say that word."

"Ugh whatever."

Ada and Debbie look up to see Svetlana smiling and still eating her cheese puffs like five months pregnant or whatever.

"Come on girls," Svetlana says as she stands up. "I'll  teach you both."

Debbie squeals as she lets Ada have no time to interject.

Ada liked the idea. She liked to listen to the drama and though she knew she would never use Svetlana's advice, it would be nice to know. And a little change never hurts anybody. What was the harm?

Svetlana then puts a condom on a cucumber and shows the girls.

"Okay, show me your faces now."

"My face?" The girls both say.

"Your seduction face." As she starts to example the girls and they mimic her.

Ada sure feels like a dumbass right now, hoping that her face isn't as bad as she feels like it is.

"You two have no mothers?"

Ada and Debbie both pause. Ada says, "She kinda is here and there."

"Uh, not really."

Svetlana nods. "Okay..." And pulls scissors from her makeup bag.

"Oh, what's that for?" Debbie questions as Ada looks at Amy in her arms.

Svetlana smiles, "So I could do for you what my mother did for me. Adalaide, you're first."

Ada smiles as she gets her makeover. Debbie, waiting for her turn next.

After a while, Kev comes back. "Rat's gone, clorine's in, pool is as good as...holy shit." As he sees the teenage girl's new look, horrified.

"Oh! He is man, you try seduction face." Svetlana orders as the girls master their seduction face in front of the dad.

Let's be honest, Kev looks disgusted and scared. "What the hell are you two doing? Put your tongues back in your mouth! What is this shit? Five minutes ago you were babies." As he moves past them.

"Well they look good, yes?"

"Ah-" Kev starts. "I'm not answering that."

"That means yes."

Kev rubs his head. "Fiona's gonna flip."

"When does she not?" Ada says as Debbie smirks.

"I'm not a baby anymore, Kev. Deal."

"Yeah deal." Ada joins.

"I can't! Put that down." As he refers to Debbie holding the condom cucumber.

Later, Debbie and Ada were in the couples kitchen as they discussed things as they heard something about Veronica not liking Kev's shaved head and letting her daughters get milk from Svetlana. Adult shit.

The girls walk towards the door as they hear Fiona come in. "Hey Fiona, hey V." Ada greets.

The women stare wide eyed, "Oh my god. Oh my god. Debbie? Ada?" Fiona starts as she holds Ada's face in her hands.

"What the fuck? Did you do this?" V starts staring at the Russian.

Svetlana rolls her eyes trying to stay out of it. "Know what? I think it's time for baby's nap." Moving past everyone.

Fiona is shocked. "What happened to your hair? If it was lice again, I could have washed it!" Veronica starts to Kev.

"No, no," Kev says. "It was hot and the kids were pulling on it."

Ada was definitely surprised to see V so upset at this haircut. She was wondering if her father was gonna flip too. And when that man flipped, the whole house shook.

"I loved that hair. That- that was my hair, Kev. I- how could you do this?"

"V, it's hair. It'll grow back."

By the time Kevin said this. Veronica was mad, mad. "You fed our baby hooker's milk and you shaved your head!"

Fiona buts in. "Okay, okay, let's go. Okay, we're just gonna go. Let's go dance. Come on, let's go to the bar."

V puts her hands up in the hair and starts, "Who the fuck are you?" Brushing past her husband.

"It's just a fucking haircut." Kevin argues to the girls.

"Keep telling yourself that." Fiona says. "Come on, let's go girls."

Ada and Debbie walk to the door.

"See you, Kev." Debbie says.

"Bye, Kev." Ada says.

The girls all walk to the Gallaghers house frantically. Fiona being upset with the makeup and haircuts. Saying they aren't acting their age and such.

"It's just me and Ada getting haircuts. Why is everyone freaking out?"

They all walk into the living room where Carl and Liam are watching some gory movie that Liam shouldn't be watching. Carl's attention is drawn to the commotion and sees the shit go down.

"It's not just a hair cut. It's you! You look like-" Fiona starts.

"What!" Debbie screams back. "We look like what?"

By this time, Ada goes to sit in the middle of Carl and Liam. Liam greets his favorite with a hug and Carl can't stop looking at his best friend.

Carl knew she was pretty and Ada knew he was cute. But they would never act on it. It would be stupid and Carl annoyed Ada way too much for it to ever work. But Carl swore, she looked ten times prettier than ever. But Carl being Carl just says, "Whoa. You two look like hookers."

Ada pushes his head down at the comment while Carl snickers.

"You think?" Debbie questions.

"That is not a compliment, Debbie!"

"From Carl? Totally is." Debbie stating facts.

"Hookers are hot." Earning another slap to the head from Ada.

"See?"

By the time there is more arguing. Carl and Ada zone it out watching that weird movie he put on. The consistent back and forth from the sisters was enough to walk out the door. But Ada enjoyed the company of her best friend and Liam so she stayed.

And in ten minutes, it usually died down. Which it did. And everything went back to as normal as it could.

"What did you do today?" Ada asks.

"Some dumb thing with Frank." And that was enough said for Ada to stop asking.

"You look good, Ada." He compliments.

Ada smiles.

"As good as you can, I mean." Carl adds to flip her out.

"You're so nice to me." Ada says sarcastically.

"I know." Carl agreeing to his bullshit.

As they continue to go back to the movie and enjoy the rest of the night, enjoying their best friends company.