(sorry for taking a long break lol)
tommy: fight me!
techno: unfortunately i do not fight children.
*literally switch any of these with each other and it still works*
phil: look at those kids over there.
*shows 3 figures being chased by the cops or something*
phil: god their idiots.
*realizes it's techno, tommy and wilbur*
phil: SHIT! THOSE ARE MY IDIOTS!
bad: i am at a loss for words.
*skeppy telling this story to mega a couple hours later*
skeppy: and yet even though he was at a loss for words, he proceeded to yell at me for 2 hours.
wilbur: YOU READ MY DIARY??
techno: listen i didn't know it was your diary. i thought it was a really bad handwritten book.
dream: did george just say he loved me for the first time?
sapnap: yes?
dream: and did i do finger guns in return?
sapnap: also yes.
wilbur: i know you snuck out last night tubbo.
tubbos brain: play dumb!
tubbo: who's tubbo??
tubbos brain: NOT THAT DUMB??
dream: HELP! I TOLD GEORGE I WOULD COOK TONIGHT BUT I CANT COOK!
sapnap pouring milk into the cereal bag: and you thought i could help??
quackity: it's really muggy out today.
sapnap: i swear to god. if all our mugs are on the front lawn i will kill you.
quackity: *sips coffee from a bowl*
ranboo: why would you give tubbo a sword??
tommy: because he felt unsafe.
ranboo: well now i feel unsafe.
tommy:...
tommy: would you like a sword as well??
tommy: i could kill you if i wanted to.
dream: so could another human being.
tommy:...
dream: so could a dog.
tommy:...
dream: so could a dedicated duck.
tommy:...
dream: you aren't special tommy.
schlatt: your pretty fucking stupid.
quackity: thank you!!
schlatt: why the hell are you thanking me?? i just insulted you.
quackity: i just heard "your pretty" and i'm thinking of the positives
ranboo: hey tommy-...
tommy: tubbo used to call me that...
ranboo:...
ranboo: cause it's your fucking name??
phil doing a crossword puzzle: kids, what's a 5 letter word for disappointment??
techno: tommy.
tommy:...
wilbur:....
tommy: you ready to fucking die???
techno: you can win any argument if you put "shut up nerd" at the end.
wilbur: no you can't.
techno:...
techno: shut up nerd.
skeppy: FUCKK!!
bad: LANGUAGE!!
skeppy: WHOMST THE FUCK-
bad: wait nO-
(sorry for taking a break i lost motivation-void :])
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Mcyt headcannons
MizahMcyt headcannons (MY AU!!) 😼💅 (These are not the real people I'm basing these headcannons off of. These are the characters or personas they portray.)
