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hopeful | @darlinghope
so, who let me get extremely
drunk last night?

→ wilbur | @wilbursoot
i blame @jackmanifoldtv

→ jack | @jackmanifoldtv
WHAT? hope is a grown woman
who got drunk on her own

→ wilbur | @wilbursoot
you guys sat on the beach
drinking straight vodka

→ george | @georgenotfound
definitely jack manifold

→ jack | @jackmanifoldtv
gogy can't even bring himself
to @ me...

→ niki | @nihaachu
i stand by everyone saying
jack

→ user | @user2457
imagine trying to find someone
to blame for something u did
yourself

→ user | @user8493
i'm pretty sure they're all
joking... you're not friends
with them so you wouldn't
know

→ user | @user7738
hope has no reason to be
friends with them either

→ user | @user3290
some of you guys are so
toxicccccc

hopeful | @darlinghope
moral of the story here is:
don't drink with jack manifold

→ jack | @jackmanifoldtv
this is slander.

→ tommy | @tommyinnit
where was my invite?

→ hopeful | @darlinghope
i don't fancy being shouted at
by motherinnit for letting you
drink underage

→ tommy | @tommyinnit
motherinnit calls you wilbur's
girlfriend so she likes you and
motherinnit let's me drink at
christmas

→ wilbur | @wilbursoot
please tell motherinnit that
is not the case and yes tommy,
probably a sip of bailey's

imessage

wilby

i just went to the shops and saw
the cutest cat

it was grey and a bit chubby

you tempt me more and more
everyday to get a cat

i named this one gilbert

sadly it had a collar on so i
couldn't steal it

if you stole a cat from the
street, what would you do with
it?

obviously i'd bring it to you

what? why me?

it can stay at yours but it'll be our
cat :)

fine

i'll be waiting for you to turn up
at my doorstep with a cat

yay!

shiver | wilbur sootWhere stories live. Discover now