I was wisely waiting for help to arrive and was playing with Eric when the firemen arrived and a helicopter from the press and the police.
I was singing a song by Slimane and VITAA and I had my eyes closed, actually I didn't care if they looked at me or not and then Eric patted my wing! What's up?
Ah, the journalists, THE JOURNALISTS, realizing that I was being filmed!
I wanted to hide my face but it was useless, I was too big!
My body without the head and the tail must have been the size of a large horse and my wingspan easily 12 meters spread out! basically it would take a container to transport me.
The flashbulbs went off and the police didn't know what to do. I said "Hi" with my front paw and climbed on a rock so that no one would touch me or hurt me.
The reporters arrived at the foot and asked me questions:
Dragon, are you a dragon?
Yes! I can see that!
The policemen were surprised and listened to the questions:
What are you doing here?
I came to play with Eric, a friend of mine, and his dad had an accident!
I caught Eric who was slipping and about to fall and then I fixed Marcel's platform. I lifted the cable that crushed his hand and lowered him off the tower. I called for help with my mobile phone and voila!
The press was speechless!
Do you live in the forest?
No, I would like to, but it's forbidden and my mom told me to respect the law.
Do you have a dragon mom?
Yes, but she is a prisoner in Russia! Can she see me on TV?
Can I send a message?
GRAOR KWEEEK SWQUEEK SKEAK GRRRR GRRR RAAAAH SHHHHHHHT GRAGRA GRAORL KWEEK SKWEAK!
Journalists don't understand!
Yes, it's our dragon language!
I say to him: I LOVE YOU, COURAGE, GO WELL, HAPPY KIND, HELP YOU QUICKLY HOLD ON.
Do dragons have a tongue?
Yes
A culture?
Yes, like the Eskimos and Indians. And we pray to the sun in the morning for a happy day.
Is your mom ferocious?
NEVER, mommy dragon is as sweet as honey!
What do you eat? Ibexes, cows?
No, here I eat French fries, raw steak or barbecue.
What is your favorite food?
Nutella pancakes! And Swiss chocolate of course!
HAHAHAHAH people!
What are you going to do tomorrow?
Go to school! of course!
What do you want to study later if you go to school?
Lots of things, I like medicine, veterinarians, and I also like electronics and playstation. But since I often break the controllers I have to fix them myself!
The journalists fall on their asses.
Do you like school?
Yes, but I'm often bored, it's too easy but fortunately I have my friends.
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The Little black dragon girl(TOME 3 of the TIAMAT'S WARS SERIE)
Misterio / SuspensoPublied also on RR Madness, savagery, barbarism and cruelty await me. The life of a dragon in 2019 is far from easy. I have scales and I am all black and I was just born. Follow my adventures. I have funny dreams with bipeds but I have a world to e...