cloud: in legally blonde, elle won her case because she stayed true to herself and dressed cute!
me: cloud, this is real life, not an awesome movie
me: why are you smiling?
nikki: i ran into your dad today
me: why is that good
nikki: i ran into him w my car
me:
nikki:
me:
nikki, dramatically singing: I GOT MY DRIVER'S LICENCE LAST WEEK-
me: are you sure that this is safe?
everyone else: we never said it would be
cloud: did you eat all the powdered donuts????
char: no!
cloud: i can see the powder on your clothes
char, panicking: that's cocaine
honey: when i was little i threw a boomerang and it never came back
honey: i now live in constant fear
